more chuck norris
all right...i couldn't resist. here are a few Chuck Norris jokes i haven't heard yet...so enjoy if you haven't heard them either..
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he
always says, "Two seconds till."
After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he
roundhouse kicks you in the face.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
If Chuck Norris and God were to have a fight, God would not show up. Someone would show him a photograph of Chuck Norris crouched and ready to attack and God would be too terrified to show up. He would then graciously grant his power over the world to Chuck Norris and wish him well... right after he got Chuck to autograph the photo.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he
always says, "Two seconds till."
After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he
roundhouse kicks you in the face.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
If Chuck Norris and God were to have a fight, God would not show up. Someone would show him a photograph of Chuck Norris crouched and ready to attack and God would be too terrified to show up. He would then graciously grant his power over the world to Chuck Norris and wish him well... right after he got Chuck to autograph the photo.