Jul 26, 2008 23:21
One of my fondest daydreams right now is Fast Times at Barrington High doing really well and The Academy Is... going on tour with Taking Back Sunday. I feel the combined force of Adam Lazzara and William Beckett's complete failure at life could only lead to magic. Sadly I think they've reached the maximum number of shotgun weddings allowed by most states.
Alternately, Chauntelle DuPree and Michael Guy Chislett getting married and writing poorly spelled songs about Jesus together. They're one of those totally nonsensical and random pairings that work creepily well once you think about it. It's like if you're dyslexic and play guitar God automatically loves you at least 300% more than he loves other people, where in "other people" are the two men listed in the first paragraph.
I want a long Bob/Greta historical romance AU, complete with purple prose and inaccurate settings. Or a Princess Bride one where Bob is Buttercup, Greta is Wesley, Chris is Inigo, and Darren is Fezzik. Where are my minions to make this happen?
fic that doesn't exist,
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