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[vanderfleet]

-o you're a single mother? Whaddabout your beloved ex-Cap'n? Huh? Wasn't he good enough for ya? Huh? Huh?

[growling]

Y'know, your son could use a fatherrrrr~ Y'can't run away from love forever, Faithy! That's just not healthy! We all know you need to get laid once in a while~

[more growling]

It's healthy for you to have sexual relations wit

Comments

[wolfontherun]

... o.O

[vanderfleet]

Trust me, Lassie. Y'don't wanna know.

[wolfontherun]

... ._.;

[stray_badluck]

...I just got a brilliant idea.

[vanderfleet]

Well. Huh. Glad t'be of service, then.

[heart_of_hod]

...That's...effective.

[vanderfleet]

Sure is.

Y'got those things buggin' you, too?

[heart_of_hod]

Not yet. I expect they'll be showing up any ti-

Oh, come on. Your parents won't care if you go and visit her - just one little sneak out!

...dammit.

[vanderfleet]

Ahahaha~ Got a girlfriend, do ya? My son has a future wife, too. ♥

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[istillhaveamin]

...I like your style, Vanderfleet-san.

You and her! YURI~

[The sound of Team Rocket mistletoe blasting off again.]