Breaking & Haunting
http://news.aol.com/article/malaysia-burglar-stuck-for-3-days-in/276497
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -A news report says a burglar who broke into a house claims he was held captive by a "supernatural figure" for three days without food and water. Police official Abdul Marlik Hakim Johar told The Star newspaper the house's owners found the 36-year-old man fatigued and dehydrated when they returned from vacation Thursday. He says they called an ambulance to take him to a hospital. The man told police that every time he tried to escape, a "supernatural figure" shoved him to the ground. Abdul Marlik could not immediately be reached and other police officials declined to comment.
CHANGE FOR A BUCK?
Ya know, I remember I read another version of this article somewhere that stated the "supernatural figure" also pushed him back down to the ground every single time he would try and get up, and he couldn't get up or scream for help, because apparently he cried for help for hours with no such luck. Um, ghost rape anyone? I love stories that are stupid, I love stories that are funny, this is obviously both, and I ADORE the supernatural, so god damn, this has got all 3!!! HOWEVER, the trouble with this is I'm pretty sure the fucking spirit of christmas isn't waiting in homes to bust criminals. Another problem with this is there are once again, our favorite here on "The Passion", religious nuts! Huzzah! What would a passion entry be WITHOUT them!? You just KNOW some people are gonna be all like, "Well, it just HAD to be their parents watching out for them." Look, dead people cannot help you, unless your father was fucking Harry Huidini, I highly doubt that they're going to be able to get out from a wooden box six feet under the earth, or worse, bring all their scattered ashes back together to help you.
I just think the dude had a guilt trip, didn't wanna admit to committing the crime, so he made up this story that doesn't make him seem as evil. Let's take a look at the article, shall we? Because there's one particular thing of this story I just fucking love, which is the fact that after this guy broke into these people's home, stole a bunch of shit, then made up this whole story and got them into the press, they TOOK HIM TO THE HOSPITAL. It's like waking up to being held hostage and just saying, "Oh, we have a butcher knife in the kitchen if that works better for you, feel free to help yourself to some leftovers." What kind of idiots actually take a man who-more than likely would have killed them when they came home-to the hospital? I'm just sick of all these idiots. The world is a mess and I just...need to...rule it. And now, as always, time for our favorite people from "The Passion", the comments from the article! Yay, stupid people!
COMMENTS!!! (My replies are in red)
GALLONJUG wrote: That is the most inadequately reported story I've ever read...Let's start with the basics, AP: what? who? where? when? why?
Yeah, seriously people, I've seen third grade book reports that look better than this, hell I'M reporting on this better!
GEOFFI wrote: Why doesn't this piece mention that this story comes from Malaysia? Seems there are two places in the world: America and 'somewhere else'.
I love you.
GETALONG wrote: That headline is not very accurate. He didn't say it was a ghost... he said it was a "supernatural figure." It could have been God, flying spagetti monster, drugs, angels, drugs, Buddah, guilt-coupled-with-drugs...... ghosts is only one possible explaination among many, see?
Yeah, because the other options make SO much more sense, right?
HAPPYTRAILS wrote: If you come home and find someone who has broken into your house, what are you allowed to do to that person? Seems that sending him to the hospital just allows him to continue his b&e crime spree. Isn't there some way for a homeowner to end criminal behavior once and for all time?
At least there are SOME people out there who think like me.
GODHELPUSALL wrote: and so it was that the vast news void, left behind by the election of a competent POTUS, demanded to be filled.........
by just about anything.........
really..........
anything ===
Again, you are my friend, and I think his username says it ALL.
So there ya have it people, this story is bullshit, criminals are bullshit, and it really DOES seem like they had absolutely NOTHING ELSE to fucking report on. So with that, I leave you with this one last piece of food for thought. Why was he fatigued? It's not like he ran a mile or anything, maybe it's because he didn't get to eat or drink for 3 days, or maybe it's the really logical obvious reason, he's fulla shit.
m@rk
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -A news report says a burglar who broke into a house claims he was held captive by a "supernatural figure" for three days without food and water. Police official Abdul Marlik Hakim Johar told The Star newspaper the house's owners found the 36-year-old man fatigued and dehydrated when they returned from vacation Thursday. He says they called an ambulance to take him to a hospital. The man told police that every time he tried to escape, a "supernatural figure" shoved him to the ground. Abdul Marlik could not immediately be reached and other police officials declined to comment.
CHANGE FOR A BUCK?
Ya know, I remember I read another version of this article somewhere that stated the "supernatural figure" also pushed him back down to the ground every single time he would try and get up, and he couldn't get up or scream for help, because apparently he cried for help for hours with no such luck. Um, ghost rape anyone? I love stories that are stupid, I love stories that are funny, this is obviously both, and I ADORE the supernatural, so god damn, this has got all 3!!! HOWEVER, the trouble with this is I'm pretty sure the fucking spirit of christmas isn't waiting in homes to bust criminals. Another problem with this is there are once again, our favorite here on "The Passion", religious nuts! Huzzah! What would a passion entry be WITHOUT them!? You just KNOW some people are gonna be all like, "Well, it just HAD to be their parents watching out for them." Look, dead people cannot help you, unless your father was fucking Harry Huidini, I highly doubt that they're going to be able to get out from a wooden box six feet under the earth, or worse, bring all their scattered ashes back together to help you.
I just think the dude had a guilt trip, didn't wanna admit to committing the crime, so he made up this story that doesn't make him seem as evil. Let's take a look at the article, shall we? Because there's one particular thing of this story I just fucking love, which is the fact that after this guy broke into these people's home, stole a bunch of shit, then made up this whole story and got them into the press, they TOOK HIM TO THE HOSPITAL. It's like waking up to being held hostage and just saying, "Oh, we have a butcher knife in the kitchen if that works better for you, feel free to help yourself to some leftovers." What kind of idiots actually take a man who-more than likely would have killed them when they came home-to the hospital? I'm just sick of all these idiots. The world is a mess and I just...need to...rule it. And now, as always, time for our favorite people from "The Passion", the comments from the article! Yay, stupid people!
COMMENTS!!! (My replies are in red)
GALLONJUG wrote: That is the most inadequately reported story I've ever read...Let's start with the basics, AP: what? who? where? when? why?
Yeah, seriously people, I've seen third grade book reports that look better than this, hell I'M reporting on this better!
GEOFFI wrote: Why doesn't this piece mention that this story comes from Malaysia? Seems there are two places in the world: America and 'somewhere else'.
I love you.
GETALONG wrote: That headline is not very accurate. He didn't say it was a ghost... he said it was a "supernatural figure." It could have been God, flying spagetti monster, drugs, angels, drugs, Buddah, guilt-coupled-with-drugs...... ghosts is only one possible explaination among many, see?
Yeah, because the other options make SO much more sense, right?
HAPPYTRAILS wrote: If you come home and find someone who has broken into your house, what are you allowed to do to that person? Seems that sending him to the hospital just allows him to continue his b&e crime spree. Isn't there some way for a homeowner to end criminal behavior once and for all time?
At least there are SOME people out there who think like me.
GODHELPUSALL wrote: and so it was that the vast news void, left behind by the election of a competent POTUS, demanded to be filled.........
by just about anything.........
really..........
anything ===
Again, you are my friend, and I think his username says it ALL.
So there ya have it people, this story is bullshit, criminals are bullshit, and it really DOES seem like they had absolutely NOTHING ELSE to fucking report on. So with that, I leave you with this one last piece of food for thought. Why was he fatigued? It's not like he ran a mile or anything, maybe it's because he didn't get to eat or drink for 3 days, or maybe it's the really logical obvious reason, he's fulla shit.
m@rk