Doe No Evil
QUAKERTOWN, Pa. (CBS) ― A man said he had no choice but to fight after a deer crashed into a Quakertown, Pennsylvania, hair salon Tuesday.
Police said a white-tailed buck with 4-6 inch antlers ran into Holiday Hair in the Quakertown Plaza and began flailing and kicking into the air, CBS station KYW-TV in Philadelphia reports.
Randy Goepfert, who was in the salon with his 11-year-old son, said he had to put the animal in a headlock in order to keep it away from his son and others inside the business.
The deer broke free and ran break room where it was held until a game warden arrived.
Officials said the deer suffered a broken jaw and cuts to its neck and had to be euthanized.
Goepfert suffered a back injury after being kicked by the deer.
CHANGE FOR A BUCK? (NO DEER PUN INTENDED)
It always makes me happy when animals get back. Man has basically destroyed nature and any unspoiled beauty, and it makes me happy when nature bites us in the ass. But because I hate vain things, such as love for your appearance, and I only mean EXCESSIVE love for your appearance, I LOVED this story because it took place in a hair salon.
I'm actually MORE interested in what the fuck the deer was running FROM that made it crash into the salon. 'Cause apparently something was trying to kill it or, something. It was scared, and it ran. Obviously through a window, but it ran. Plus, what a wussy story for that guy. He's all talking to other hunters and they're all telling eachother what they've done:
"Yeah, well Ted here, he killed a bear with his BARE hands, ha ha ha!"
They all have a kneeslap laugh.
"Yep, and Frank, my god, Frank beat a tiger to death in Wisconsin."
"What the fuck was a Tiger doing in WISCONSIN?"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER, HE DID IT! What did YOU do Bob?"
"I uh...I killed a deer, I wrestled it. Yep."
What a loser. Actually, deer are violent. Did you ever see the movie 'The Ring 2'? My GOD deer are violent, let me just go to youtube and see if I can find that clip for yall, it's probably one of the best scenes in ANY movie ever. Well I couldn't find it, but just go watch the movie and you'll see. Deers are VICIOUS man, they will KILL you. If you back them into a corner, they WILL fight. Maybe the deer wasn't scared, maybe it came in for an Antler Wax, hey, they have hygiene issues just like all of us.
And honestly, did it HAVE to be killed? All it suffered was a broken jaw and cuts to it's neck. There are people who are brought into the hospital with their fuckin' organs hanging out and we SAVE THEM! I think deer should be put higher on the list, animals are better than people! Fuck humans! I'm an animal activist, but not to PETA POINT. Hmmm, good band name. Anyway, it's true. It was ridiculous to have to euthanize it! There are men in prison, who have committed the most unholy of acts, something to the extent of like, breaking into a home, deficating on a baby, and then shoving the baby back up the mother's vagina. He calls himself an Aristocrat. Sorry I watched that movie again last night.
Anyway, there are men who do that kind of shit, and they just spend the rest of their life in prison. Ya never hear about a guy coming into a hair salon, or a small store or whatever and attacking people and being put to DEATH for it. A deer was killed for attacking people but a man who deficated on a baby and then re-fetused the damn thing just sits in jail forever with no pain consequence, what the FUCK is THAT!?
Send it to animal prison or something!
Plus, they deserve revenge, look at all the shit we do to THEM and their HOMES!
Like I said, I like it when nature gets back, and for this reason, I leave you with this clip:
Thank you George.
M@RK
Police said a white-tailed buck with 4-6 inch antlers ran into Holiday Hair in the Quakertown Plaza and began flailing and kicking into the air, CBS station KYW-TV in Philadelphia reports.
Randy Goepfert, who was in the salon with his 11-year-old son, said he had to put the animal in a headlock in order to keep it away from his son and others inside the business.
The deer broke free and ran break room where it was held until a game warden arrived.
Officials said the deer suffered a broken jaw and cuts to its neck and had to be euthanized.
Goepfert suffered a back injury after being kicked by the deer.
CHANGE FOR A BUCK? (NO DEER PUN INTENDED)
It always makes me happy when animals get back. Man has basically destroyed nature and any unspoiled beauty, and it makes me happy when nature bites us in the ass. But because I hate vain things, such as love for your appearance, and I only mean EXCESSIVE love for your appearance, I LOVED this story because it took place in a hair salon.
I'm actually MORE interested in what the fuck the deer was running FROM that made it crash into the salon. 'Cause apparently something was trying to kill it or, something. It was scared, and it ran. Obviously through a window, but it ran. Plus, what a wussy story for that guy. He's all talking to other hunters and they're all telling eachother what they've done:
"Yeah, well Ted here, he killed a bear with his BARE hands, ha ha ha!"
They all have a kneeslap laugh.
"Yep, and Frank, my god, Frank beat a tiger to death in Wisconsin."
"What the fuck was a Tiger doing in WISCONSIN?"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER, HE DID IT! What did YOU do Bob?"
"I uh...I killed a deer, I wrestled it. Yep."
What a loser. Actually, deer are violent. Did you ever see the movie 'The Ring 2'? My GOD deer are violent, let me just go to youtube and see if I can find that clip for yall, it's probably one of the best scenes in ANY movie ever. Well I couldn't find it, but just go watch the movie and you'll see. Deers are VICIOUS man, they will KILL you. If you back them into a corner, they WILL fight. Maybe the deer wasn't scared, maybe it came in for an Antler Wax, hey, they have hygiene issues just like all of us.
And honestly, did it HAVE to be killed? All it suffered was a broken jaw and cuts to it's neck. There are people who are brought into the hospital with their fuckin' organs hanging out and we SAVE THEM! I think deer should be put higher on the list, animals are better than people! Fuck humans! I'm an animal activist, but not to PETA POINT. Hmmm, good band name. Anyway, it's true. It was ridiculous to have to euthanize it! There are men in prison, who have committed the most unholy of acts, something to the extent of like, breaking into a home, deficating on a baby, and then shoving the baby back up the mother's vagina. He calls himself an Aristocrat. Sorry I watched that movie again last night.
Anyway, there are men who do that kind of shit, and they just spend the rest of their life in prison. Ya never hear about a guy coming into a hair salon, or a small store or whatever and attacking people and being put to DEATH for it. A deer was killed for attacking people but a man who deficated on a baby and then re-fetused the damn thing just sits in jail forever with no pain consequence, what the FUCK is THAT!?
Send it to animal prison or something!
Plus, they deserve revenge, look at all the shit we do to THEM and their HOMES!
Like I said, I like it when nature gets back, and for this reason, I leave you with this clip:
Click to viewThank you George.
M@RK