This is completely true
I wanted to post this on myspace, but couldn't because of employer reasons...so here it is, the funniest thing I've read in a long time which sadly...I could relate to many of these...as hilarious and sad as they are...but they are f'ing hilarious in all honesty. There are some that go along with pretty much any school, but most of them are only found at the good ole U of I
Things only found @ UofI
Only a VANDAL would get this.... no joke.
1.)You bleed silver and gold
2.) You always go to the football/basketball games......DRUNK
3.) On a Thursday morning, you wake up with a beer next to your bed and you wonder whats going on this weekend?
4.) You have waited in line at Jack in the Box for more than 15 minutes on a friday or saturday night.
5.)You know what, "The dogpound" is and not the one with the animals.
6.) You've ever thought real hard when going out to dinner......"hmmm should i go to applebees or wingers??"
7.) You've ever ate shit on your way to class in the snow
8.) You'd rather spend money on beer than donate.
9.) On a wednesday afternoon you start callin around to figure out where you're going to drink.
10.) You've ever beer bonged or done a keg stand....then woke up the next morning and not remembered
11.) You've puked somewhere on campus or greek row
12.) You go tanning at Mexico
13.) The first thing people ask you when they meet you at a party is...."what are you drinking?"
14.) You've ever gotten a DAMN parking ticket from the parking patrol in yellow with sticks up their ass.
15.)You know that Mean ass lady in the convenient store at the commons.
16.) You've ever skipped class because you woke up drunk.
17.) Or..You've ever gotten your ass up and thrown on clothes and stumbled to class drunk because attendance was required.
18.) You've seen girls in stilettos and tank tops walking down greek row on a sunday or saturday morning.
19.) You've SEEN or ARE one of those girls that wears almost nothing on halloween even though its only 15 degrees outside.
20.) You know which Frat partys are worth going to
21.) You know what sororities have the hottest and the easiest girls....
22.) You start wearing tshirts and shorts/skirts...as soon as the sun comes out in march even though its still 50 degrees outside.
23.) You've passed out and woke up with marker or shit all over you. (or you've pimped someone who passed out too early)
24.) You've hooked up with someone just because you were drunk and it seemed like a good idea at the time.
25.) You've been stuffed with like 6 other people in the backseat of a car just to get home by the ONE sober driver of the night.
26.) You've gone to Walmart when you had NOTHING better to do...
27.) You've ever signed in to Polya then walked right out.
28.) You remain drunk the whole syllabus week.
29.) You've ever stumbled into a guy/girl who doesnt know who he/she is.
30.) You've been or had to get carried home.
31.) You've ever had a champagne breakfast.
32.) You've always prefunk...no matter what.... even if it means taking 3 shots or shotgunning 2 beers in 5 minutes, before you head out
33.) You've been to SAES XXXmas party..
34.) You've ever starting shopping online even though you never used to do it.
35.) You got HELLA excited when verizon FINALLY got a tower last year...so then you could finally text
36.) You've ever gone to winco drunk late at night
37.) You went to the beach on Mardi Gras weekend
38.) You know what Car-barring is...or you've done it because you are a sorority girl.
39.) You've partyed any day of the week at Taylor st. Apts. and never seem to realize that people actually live there.
40.) If you've been partying at campus view/uvillage and the cops showed up.
41.) You've ever played F*%.. the dealer or kings
42.)You know that beirut/beerpong is not just a game...its serious business.
43.) You've forgotten to call your parents but they are the first ones you call when you've run out of beer money.
44.)You've gone to the rec during the week because you know how much you are going to drink this weekend.
45.) You've ever skipped class because everyone else was drinking during the day.
46.)You've called your parents the minute you start to feel like your going to get sick.
47.) You know what partys are going on this weekend but you dont know anything that is going on in our country.
48.) You've ever slept through an entire lecture in the back of the class.
49.)You've ever gotten mad that Winco doesnt take debit/credit cards...I mean it is 2005 almost 2006.
50.) You eat macaroni and cheese or cup of noodles regurlarly
51.) You know that going to University of Idaho BEATS going to boise State University.
52.)You know that although bsu wins in football they wouldnt win in ANY drinking games against U of I
53.) You get sad when you have to leave your roommates for breaks.
54.) You've shotgunned a keystone.
55.) you've woken up with a bruise/cut/black eye/scrape and not remembered how you got it
56) Beer selection is determined by price not by taste.
57.) You know that BEING A VANDAL is the BEST way to go!!!!
SO if there was ANYTHING on that list that you could relate to.....Pass this along, repost it...and then GRAB A BEER AND SING THE SONG OF OUR HEARTS.........
Go, Vandals, Go
Came a tribe from the North, brave and bold,
Bearing banners of Silver and Gold;
Tried and true to subdue all their foes
Go Vandals, go mighty Vandals!
C'mon go Vandals, go
Fight on with hearts brave and bold,
Foes will fall before your Silver and your Gold...
The victory cannot be withheld from thee..
So all bear down for Idaho...
Come on old Vandals, go!
I-D-A-H-O
Idaho, Idaho, Go! Go! Go!
Things only found @ UofI
Only a VANDAL would get this.... no joke.
1.)You bleed silver and gold
2.) You always go to the football/basketball games......DRUNK
3.) On a Thursday morning, you wake up with a beer next to your bed and you wonder whats going on this weekend?
4.) You have waited in line at Jack in the Box for more than 15 minutes on a friday or saturday night.
5.)You know what, "The dogpound" is and not the one with the animals.
6.) You've ever thought real hard when going out to dinner......"hmmm should i go to applebees or wingers??"
7.) You've ever ate shit on your way to class in the snow
8.) You'd rather spend money on beer than donate.
9.) On a wednesday afternoon you start callin around to figure out where you're going to drink.
10.) You've ever beer bonged or done a keg stand....then woke up the next morning and not remembered
11.) You've puked somewhere on campus or greek row
12.) You go tanning at Mexico
13.) The first thing people ask you when they meet you at a party is...."what are you drinking?"
14.) You've ever gotten a DAMN parking ticket from the parking patrol in yellow with sticks up their ass.
15.)You know that Mean ass lady in the convenient store at the commons.
16.) You've ever skipped class because you woke up drunk.
17.) Or..You've ever gotten your ass up and thrown on clothes and stumbled to class drunk because attendance was required.
18.) You've seen girls in stilettos and tank tops walking down greek row on a sunday or saturday morning.
19.) You've SEEN or ARE one of those girls that wears almost nothing on halloween even though its only 15 degrees outside.
20.) You know which Frat partys are worth going to
21.) You know what sororities have the hottest and the easiest girls....
22.) You start wearing tshirts and shorts/skirts...as soon as the sun comes out in march even though its still 50 degrees outside.
23.) You've passed out and woke up with marker or shit all over you. (or you've pimped someone who passed out too early)
24.) You've hooked up with someone just because you were drunk and it seemed like a good idea at the time.
25.) You've been stuffed with like 6 other people in the backseat of a car just to get home by the ONE sober driver of the night.
26.) You've gone to Walmart when you had NOTHING better to do...
27.) You've ever signed in to Polya then walked right out.
28.) You remain drunk the whole syllabus week.
29.) You've ever stumbled into a guy/girl who doesnt know who he/she is.
30.) You've been or had to get carried home.
31.) You've ever had a champagne breakfast.
32.) You've always prefunk...no matter what.... even if it means taking 3 shots or shotgunning 2 beers in 5 minutes, before you head out
33.) You've been to SAES XXXmas party..
34.) You've ever starting shopping online even though you never used to do it.
35.) You got HELLA excited when verizon FINALLY got a tower last year...so then you could finally text
36.) You've ever gone to winco drunk late at night
37.) You went to the beach on Mardi Gras weekend
38.) You know what Car-barring is...or you've done it because you are a sorority girl.
39.) You've partyed any day of the week at Taylor st. Apts. and never seem to realize that people actually live there.
40.) If you've been partying at campus view/uvillage and the cops showed up.
41.) You've ever played F*%.. the dealer or kings
42.)You know that beirut/beerpong is not just a game...its serious business.
43.) You've forgotten to call your parents but they are the first ones you call when you've run out of beer money.
44.)You've gone to the rec during the week because you know how much you are going to drink this weekend.
45.) You've ever skipped class because everyone else was drinking during the day.
46.)You've called your parents the minute you start to feel like your going to get sick.
47.) You know what partys are going on this weekend but you dont know anything that is going on in our country.
48.) You've ever slept through an entire lecture in the back of the class.
49.)You've ever gotten mad that Winco doesnt take debit/credit cards...I mean it is 2005 almost 2006.
50.) You eat macaroni and cheese or cup of noodles regurlarly
51.) You know that going to University of Idaho BEATS going to boise State University.
52.)You know that although bsu wins in football they wouldnt win in ANY drinking games against U of I
53.) You get sad when you have to leave your roommates for breaks.
54.) You've shotgunned a keystone.
55.) you've woken up with a bruise/cut/black eye/scrape and not remembered how you got it
56) Beer selection is determined by price not by taste.
57.) You know that BEING A VANDAL is the BEST way to go!!!!
SO if there was ANYTHING on that list that you could relate to.....Pass this along, repost it...and then GRAB A BEER AND SING THE SONG OF OUR HEARTS.........
Go, Vandals, Go
Came a tribe from the North, brave and bold,
Bearing banners of Silver and Gold;
Tried and true to subdue all their foes
Go Vandals, go mighty Vandals!
C'mon go Vandals, go
Fight on with hearts brave and bold,
Foes will fall before your Silver and your Gold...
The victory cannot be withheld from thee..
So all bear down for Idaho...
Come on old Vandals, go!
I-D-A-H-O
Idaho, Idaho, Go! Go! Go!