I really should be working on a paper, but instead, I'm going to post this.
How SLUTTY are you?
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Okay. I'm not exactly pure, female or intending to service the Roman Catholic Church anytime soon. But, hey, I can't be everything all at once.
If Alex ever sees this, he's gonna be like "well, today's a cold day in hell!"