My expectations for the trip are: I'm not sure what we're even doing here, to be honest, so my expectations are proportional to my lack of a clear read on our intended cause. I expect that everyone will be productive and make the company proud while achieving all of our predetermined goals.
The thing I'll miss most about America is: American girls in American night clubs and American deal Home, of course. It's important for morale to have a comfortable and familiar place during the off time in which one can rest to insure that they will wake up the next day ready and raring to go.
I hope that during this time I personally will accomplish: Sobriety? Ha. I don't think so. Adding what I can to our company's already golden reputation.
I hope that during this time Vance Corporation will accomplish: Chinese allies might be nice considering their plan for world domination.
Anyone else had a chance to hit the spa yet? I didn't spend all that time stressing out about the VP meeting like the rest of you fools. If you go for a massage, I highly recommend Mary. That'll wake you up if you're feeling the jetlag. She looks about 20, too. Just don't forget to bring a little extra for a tip if you do.
O' Mother, Where Art Thou?
How would you like to spend some time with your favorite son?