Comments | vancelias: March 8, 2008; 1:10 PM

vancelias

March 8, 2008; 1:10 PM

Feb 12, 2008 10:17

I don't know what the hullabaloo is all about. If nothing else, I could get down to this music. These girls sound like they're twelve years old.

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impontaneous February 12 2008, 19:43:04 UTC

And you're all about getting down with the twelve year old girls?

vancelias February 12 2008, 20:48:54 UTC

That's illegal. But they're game as soon as they reach the age of consent.

impontaneous February 13 2008, 08:48:28 UTC

Chinese age of consent or American age of consent?

vancelias February 13 2008, 08:50:59 UTC

Whichever applies.

impontaneous February 13 2008, 08:52:54 UTC

Looks like you've be able to have a go at the fourteen-year-olds while you're ein China my good man!

vancelias February 13 2008, 08:55:30 UTC

Wow. What a Republic.

impontaneous February 13 2008, 08:59:12 UTC

To each their own, Mr. Vance. I'll just stick with the college co-eds.

vancelias February 13 2008, 09:00:06 UTC

Oh, yes. Those are the best.

impontaneous February 13 2008, 09:10:05 UTC

Especially when they hear you were in the Peace Corps.

vancelias February 13 2008, 09:10:47 UTC

Ooh, I've never tried that.

impontaneous February 13 2008, 09:13:08 UTC

Well, I really was in the Peace Corps, but it wouldn't hurt to give the line a shot. Just say you helped dig a well in some impoverished African village and I swear the bras unhook themselves.

vancelias February 13 2008, 09:14:05 UTC

Quite helpful...er, what was your name?

impontaneous February 13 2008, 09:15:16 UTC

Benjamin Bailey, Mr. Vance. But please call me Ben.

vancelias February 13 2008, 09:21:48 UTC

Ben it is. Let me buy you a drink when we get to the resort.

impontaneous February 13 2008, 09:23:09 UTC

Let me match your kind and generous offer!

vancelias February 13 2008, 09:24:25 UTC

Very well. What will you be drinking?

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