RIP KITTY!!
OK so today I got home and I was like hey its time to feed my turtles (ones mine and ones kinda my brothers) So I went over to the tank and my brothers evil turtle was on top of my turtle drowning it to death so I was like hey dude get off Kitty and I pulled him of and Kitty wasn’t moving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH poor Kitty... I poked her head and she didn’t suck her head back in like usual so yea she was murdered!!! So now I just have a serial killing turtle left!!! Beware all turtles stay away from Donatello he will drown you to death!! Ugh!! Oh and then I called my mom and told her and I said “oh yea its always nice to come home to a dead pet” and she was like only it was the wrong one (meaning she wished Ebany died!!!!) I was like Mah you know you love her!!! Hey my dog might be crazy and vicious and a large beast bear type thing but I love her and so does Chelsea so that’s all that matters anyway!!!
No. 1 random quote of the day- Today’s quote brought to you by Danielle- I wonder how you would do a bird? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So yea Me and Danielle went to Target to look for a gift for her Mah’s b-day and Danielle was like oh Vanessa look its Twinkie chap stick and she chucked it at my head while I was looking down HAHAHA so yea we just started randomly throwing stuff at each other.. people were looking at us like we were psycho!! It was great… before that I sprayed Danielle with this secret smelly spray stuff and it got in my eye an in my mouth EEEE and she sprayed me so we both smelled like baby prostitutes… and then we went to the condom section and started reading the boxes out loud like the flavored ones haha tropical flavor yummy!! and then she started carrying an economy pack of Trojans around the makeup section and we found like 3 other boxes just randomly laying places it was great and then these two teenage guys were watching us and one was on the floor laughing it was funny!!! So yea funny day!!!
No. 1 random quote of the day- Today’s quote brought to you by Danielle- I wonder how you would do a bird? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So yea Me and Danielle went to Target to look for a gift for her Mah’s b-day and Danielle was like oh Vanessa look its Twinkie chap stick and she chucked it at my head while I was looking down HAHAHA so yea we just started randomly throwing stuff at each other.. people were looking at us like we were psycho!! It was great… before that I sprayed Danielle with this secret smelly spray stuff and it got in my eye an in my mouth EEEE and she sprayed me so we both smelled like baby prostitutes… and then we went to the condom section and started reading the boxes out loud like the flavored ones haha tropical flavor yummy!! and then she started carrying an economy pack of Trojans around the makeup section and we found like 3 other boxes just randomly laying places it was great and then these two teenage guys were watching us and one was on the floor laughing it was funny!!! So yea funny day!!!