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vana_everyoung

ah fuck.

Feb 06, 2003 19:56

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fatherofall February 6 2003, 17:04:19 UTC

Vanapumpkin, screaming hurts your voice. And Eru likes his baby's singing voice.

vana_everyoung February 6 2003, 17:08:53 UTC

dkndkjsbfDOILOOKLIKEFUCKINGNESSA?!Dirtywhore

Daddy Daddy I'm going to sing for you!!! :)

O Daddyyyyyyyy I looooove youuuuuuuuu
You are my only parent who I loooove
You made me a goddesssssssssss
So much better than a princess!!

Here comes the heavy metal part.

DADDY GIVE ME MY MAIA
GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME
I WANT MY GIANT DARK PANSY
MINE MINE MINE MINE

:)

fatherofall February 6 2003, 17:14:15 UTC

Eru thinks you can torment Sauron just as much when he's a valar then when he's a maia.

vana_everyoung February 6 2003, 17:21:38 UTC

*pouts*

But Daddy I--

Wait, sorry, my mun almost made me use an Elrondism. Scary. Um. Yes Daddy. :) *offers krispy kreme*

fatherofall February 6 2003, 17:31:26 UTC

If he's as bad as the original, you can have your maia back. Just tell me if he fucks up. Eru will smite his ass and give him back to his Vanapumpkin.

*chews on donut and wanders off to watch dukes of hazzard*

vana_everyoung February 6 2003, 17:38:02 UTC

Oooh will you put him inside a box too when you give him back to your precious adorable and immaculate Vanapumpkin who adores you sosososososo much?

And will you slice Oromë up into sixteen pieces to make it a box set? :)

fatherofall February 6 2003, 17:42:16 UTC

BAD! BAD!

vana_everyoung February 6 2003, 17:43:35 UTC

...which part?

fatherofall February 6 2003, 17:46:02 UTC

Orome.

vana_everyoung February 6 2003, 17:48:47 UTC

But he's a Vanapumpkin beater. And he smells like blood-- it really ruins the fresh flowery smell that is like embedded in my aura and stuff.

fatherofall February 6 2003, 17:51:17 UTC

He's Eru's son too. Eru loves all his children. Except the armored weasels.

vana_everyoung February 6 2003, 17:54:18 UTC

But the armored weasel is so cute! He giggles when you rub his stomach.

Actually, that might have been Irmo.

amillo February 6 2003, 17:57:27 UTC

I'M CUTE! SEE! SHE SAID SO!

Stop hating me.

fatherofall February 6 2003, 17:59:00 UTC

*smite*

irmo February 6 2003, 17:55:03 UTC

Dad, Irmo has something to tell you and he really hopes you will not be mad.

...

Irmo has lost his maiar. He as not seen their cute selves in many months.

Is Irmo in trouble?

fatherofall February 6 2003, 17:56:43 UTC

Eru...is not sure.

Eru reccomends that you keep better care of your maiar. Maiar are forever, not just for Erumas.

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