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No.
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no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no NO
DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! KILL IT. I refuse to acknowledge any spawn that sprung from me and Oromë. *whines* Make him take care of it I don't waaaaaaaaant it YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CARE ABOUT IT.
.....fucking Varda. I don't know what she has to do with this, but fucking Varda! GAH. MAIAR! Time to do something useful with yourselves. First one to bring me her head on a platter gets a gold star. Or at least finds a way to send her back to boarding school for another millenia. They just don't make oppresive isolated tower dormitories the way they used to.
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no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no NO
DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! KILL IT. I refuse to acknowledge any spawn that sprung from me and Oromë. *whines* Make him take care of it I don't waaaaaaaaant it YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CARE ABOUT IT.
.....fucking Varda. I don't know what she has to do with this, but fucking Varda! GAH. MAIAR! Time to do something useful with yourselves. First one to bring me her head on a platter gets a gold star. Or at least finds a way to send her back to boarding school for another millenia. They just don't make oppresive isolated tower dormitories the way they used to.