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vana_everyoung

just remembered

Oct 02, 2002 17:11

Aulë fired Sauron a while ago. And what's a dark lord without dark evil Maia powers ( Read more... )

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darklordsauron October 3 2002, 20:35:44 UTC

Um.

How's the dental?

Re: vana_everyoung October 3 2002, 21:21:39 UTC

Not too good.

But you're demi-evil and never smile anyway, so what have you got to worry about?

Re: darklordsauron October 3 2002, 21:37:59 UTC

Point.

I accept.

Re: vana_everyoung October 3 2002, 22:04:23 UTC

Good. But before we get to the fun stuff, take this spear I stole from Oromë and sign this paper in blood. Your blood, preferably. What is it? Uh. Autograph. Right.

When you're done with that, put on this pink spandex suit. Irmo's waiting.

Re: darklordsauron October 3 2002, 22:18:26 UTC

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Pink...spandex... wait up, now. No. I may have to be somehow involved with flowers, but there will be no campy pink outfits, I'm sorry.

Re: vana_everyoung October 3 2002, 22:27:23 UTC

It's not pink, it's fuschia. You'll hurt Vorry's feelings.

Are you afraid Goldberry will think you're less of a masculine spirit thing if you wear pink spandex? You wear dresses and like to dress up as a flaming vagina to strike fear into the hearts of.... well..... people. The spandex is very evil. Believe me.

.....it comes with matching accessories. Evil flowery accessories.

Re: darklordsauron October 3 2002, 22:29:25 UTC

...

NOW LISTEN, WHIPPERSNAPPER. IT'S THE BLACK ROBES OR NOTHING.

Re: vana_everyoung October 3 2002, 22:34:30 UTC

WHIPPERSNAPPER?! WHIPPERSNAPPER?! *SMITES*

Now listen little one. Meet me in the middle here. Black robes with pink flowers embroidered onto it. Or a big pink mumu with black bunnies all over it.

Re: darklordsauron October 3 2002, 22:55:10 UTC

*plucks flower from top of head* Cute.

...okay. Small, tasteful pink flowers. And pale pink, not fuscia.

Re: vana_everyoung October 3 2002, 23:16:30 UTC

.....Medium sized, tasteful pale pink flowers.

Re: darklordsauron October 4 2002, 04:19:55 UTC

...only around the hem, then.

Re: vana_everyoung October 4 2002, 11:30:53 UTC

Well what fun is that?

Small tasteful pink flowers all over the robes. And on special occasions a flower crown.

Re: darklordsauron October 4 2002, 12:10:05 UTC

Only evil flowers in the crown. Like...black roses, or something else...evil and flowery.

Re: vana_everyoung October 4 2002, 14:11:41 UTC

Of course.

Re: darklordsauron October 4 2002, 15:31:58 UTC

Okay, we have a deal. I guess.

Re: vana_everyoung October 4 2002, 16:32:38 UTC

Yep.

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So go do flowery Maia stuff. You can stay in Lorien and make flower chains with Voronwë.

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