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Jul 7, 2008 3:21 PM
Van Random Original Questionnaire
Body:
1-Male? Female?
Male
2-How old are you?
24
3-Where are you from originally?
Ariton, AL
4-Are you gay? Straight? Bi?
Gay as springtime
5-Have you ever been with someone of the same sex, even if you were just experimenting?
Yup
6-Do you smoke marijuana?
Sure
7-Have you ever done cocaine?
I certainly have
8-Have you ever tripped on LSD?
Uh-huh
9-Do you smoke cigarettes? What brand? Menthol or Full Flavor?
Doral, short, Full flavor
10-Have you ever poked yourself in the eye with your fingernail?
Too many times.
11-What was the last thing you remember saying to your Mother?
"I'll call you after while. I love you.
Bye"
12-Do you want younguns?
Sometimes I think a kid would be all right, and then I realize what I was thinking.
13-Have you ever drank EverClear straight?
Many a time
14-Have you ever visited any places outside the United States? Where?
Mexico and Japan
15-How many states have you been to? Which ones?
AR, MO, MS, AL, FL, GA, TN, SC, NC, VA, and NY. Eleven states.
Oh, and the District of Columbia
16-Have you ever visited any major national landmarks?
In Washington, DC and in NYC I saw all kinds of El Neato shit.
17-Did you ever visit the World Trade Center before 9.11.
2001?
I certainly did.
18-Have you ever been in a situation where nobody else spoke your language?
Yeah. Bigtime.
19-What is the most peculiar or novel pet you have owned?
Probably Suzie, the raccoon.
20-Are you a dog person or a cat person?
I ain't never cared too much for a sorry cat. I like dogs.
21-Do you presently own any? If so, what breed/variety?
"own" is a term I use loosely, so yeah, I'll say I own a pit bull.
22-Have you ever made an international telephone call?
Yes. Both from the US and to the US.
23-Have you ever prank-called someone using TTY relay?
Just recently discovered this. I find it amusing.
24-Have you ever cooked meth, or saw it being done?
Oh, a heap of times. On both counts.
25-Ever been to Club La Vela?
Yeah. Awesome.
26-Have you ever visited Panama City Beach, FL?
Plenty
27-Been to any titty bars?
Teasers
28-Have you gone out with anyone who was underage? (Or if you are underage, have you gone out with anyone overage?) How many years difference?
Yeah. Five years difference. Young cutie.
29-Do you have any foreign-born friends? Where are they from?
I know a Japanese fella, a Venezualan gal, a Spanish gal, and a few other Hispanic people from Central and South America.
30-What color are your undergarments?
Grey
31-What kind of undergarments?
Briefs.
(Joe Boxer)
32-Are you wearing socks? What color? High or low cut?
Naw. But if I were they would be white and medium to low cut.
33-Are you wearing shoes? What sort?
Wearing these awful leather Earth Shoes.
34-What is your eyecolor?
Blue
35-Tattoos?
One, six black roses down my left forearm
36-Have you ever tasted your own piss, just to see?
I have.
37-What about--ack--someone else's piss?
When I was really fucked up drunk, back when I was 14
38-Have you ever come close to death?
I feel like I have a few times, mostly due to my own dumbfuckery.
39-Have you ever been robbed?
I have.
40-Ever been a victim of identity theft?
Well, by proxy maybe. I used Mamaw's credit card online and someone stole the info.
41-What is your name, credit card number, expiration date, and 4-digit PIN?(hehe)
Hardy-har-har.
42-Have you ever known or known of anyone with the name Archibald?
Yeah. A black fella. Cocaine dealer.
43-What is your middle name?
Mitchell
44-What is the most peculiar middle name you have ever heard?
I think it would have to be Wanza. Yes. W-A-N-Z-A. With the first name of Johnny.
45-Have you ever had sex with someone you thought was unattractive?
Let's not discuss that.
46-Ladies: Ever peed standing up? Gents: Sitting down?
Sometimes when I take a dump I go on ahead and kill both birds with that same stone
47-Have you ever dated anyone of a different race?
Not actually dated, naw.
48-What languages do you speak?
Just this one.
49-Have you ever eaten any insects intentionally?
Me and my buddy David fried and consumed a couple of crickets last month.
50-Have you ever eaten any interesting or unusual locally-available wild game? What was it? Was it good?
I've et possum, it was all right... I've et a lot of small birds, robins being the best. Squirrels... um.... snake ain't all that good.... Catfish roe.. but that's not really game exactly.
Van Random Original Questionnaire
Body:
1-Male? Female?
Male
2-How old are you?
24
3-Where are you from originally?
Ariton, AL
4-Are you gay? Straight? Bi?
Gay as springtime
5-Have you ever been with someone of the same sex, even if you were just experimenting?
Yup
6-Do you smoke marijuana?
Sure
7-Have you ever done cocaine?
I certainly have
8-Have you ever tripped on LSD?
Uh-huh
9-Do you smoke cigarettes? What brand? Menthol or Full Flavor?
Doral, short, Full flavor
10-Have you ever poked yourself in the eye with your fingernail?
Too many times.
11-What was the last thing you remember saying to your Mother?
"I'll call you after while. I love you.
Bye"
12-Do you want younguns?
Sometimes I think a kid would be all right, and then I realize what I was thinking.
13-Have you ever drank EverClear straight?
Many a time
14-Have you ever visited any places outside the United States? Where?
Mexico and Japan
15-How many states have you been to? Which ones?
AR, MO, MS, AL, FL, GA, TN, SC, NC, VA, and NY. Eleven states.
Oh, and the District of Columbia
16-Have you ever visited any major national landmarks?
In Washington, DC and in NYC I saw all kinds of El Neato shit.
17-Did you ever visit the World Trade Center before 9.11.
2001?
I certainly did.
18-Have you ever been in a situation where nobody else spoke your language?
Yeah. Bigtime.
19-What is the most peculiar or novel pet you have owned?
Probably Suzie, the raccoon.
20-Are you a dog person or a cat person?
I ain't never cared too much for a sorry cat. I like dogs.
21-Do you presently own any? If so, what breed/variety?
"own" is a term I use loosely, so yeah, I'll say I own a pit bull.
22-Have you ever made an international telephone call?
Yes. Both from the US and to the US.
23-Have you ever prank-called someone using TTY relay?
Just recently discovered this. I find it amusing.
24-Have you ever cooked meth, or saw it being done?
Oh, a heap of times. On both counts.
25-Ever been to Club La Vela?
Yeah. Awesome.
26-Have you ever visited Panama City Beach, FL?
Plenty
27-Been to any titty bars?
Teasers
28-Have you gone out with anyone who was underage? (Or if you are underage, have you gone out with anyone overage?) How many years difference?
Yeah. Five years difference. Young cutie.
29-Do you have any foreign-born friends? Where are they from?
I know a Japanese fella, a Venezualan gal, a Spanish gal, and a few other Hispanic people from Central and South America.
30-What color are your undergarments?
Grey
31-What kind of undergarments?
Briefs.
(Joe Boxer)
32-Are you wearing socks? What color? High or low cut?
Naw. But if I were they would be white and medium to low cut.
33-Are you wearing shoes? What sort?
Wearing these awful leather Earth Shoes.
34-What is your eyecolor?
Blue
35-Tattoos?
One, six black roses down my left forearm
36-Have you ever tasted your own piss, just to see?
I have.
37-What about--ack--someone else's piss?
When I was really fucked up drunk, back when I was 14
38-Have you ever come close to death?
I feel like I have a few times, mostly due to my own dumbfuckery.
39-Have you ever been robbed?
I have.
40-Ever been a victim of identity theft?
Well, by proxy maybe. I used Mamaw's credit card online and someone stole the info.
41-What is your name, credit card number, expiration date, and 4-digit PIN?(hehe)
Hardy-har-har.
42-Have you ever known or known of anyone with the name Archibald?
Yeah. A black fella. Cocaine dealer.
43-What is your middle name?
Mitchell
44-What is the most peculiar middle name you have ever heard?
I think it would have to be Wanza. Yes. W-A-N-Z-A. With the first name of Johnny.
45-Have you ever had sex with someone you thought was unattractive?
Let's not discuss that.
46-Ladies: Ever peed standing up? Gents: Sitting down?
Sometimes when I take a dump I go on ahead and kill both birds with that same stone
47-Have you ever dated anyone of a different race?
Not actually dated, naw.
48-What languages do you speak?
Just this one.
49-Have you ever eaten any insects intentionally?
Me and my buddy David fried and consumed a couple of crickets last month.
50-Have you ever eaten any interesting or unusual locally-available wild game? What was it? Was it good?
I've et possum, it was all right... I've et a lot of small birds, robins being the best. Squirrels... um.... snake ain't all that good.... Catfish roe.. but that's not really game exactly.