Some of the sillier thoughts I had while watching the second Man of Steel trailer...
People liked the Hulk in Marvel's The Avengers. They think he stole the show. Maybe I can get the fans to like me if I do my best Bruce Banner Impersonation?
Seeing as I saved you and a bus full of kids, can I take you to the homecoming dance, Lana? And please don't tell my Dad about the bus...
Mysterious and Powerful Kandorian Artefact tied to Clark's Kryptonian heritage and the House of El... or a Novelty Pencil Eraser?
My 3rd Grade Science Experiment: Why it's sometimes okay to let a bus full of children die according to my Dad.
Female Audience: Clark Kent shirtless and on fire... CLARK. KENT. SHIRTLESS. AND. ON. FIRE! *SWOON*
Male Audience: Getting flashbacks to Arnold Schwarzenegger walking through the flames in the Terminator Movies...
BE AMAZED! I'm going to use my psychokinetic powers that I only ever showed in Superman 2 to swirl an ounce of snow around my fist!
"Give him to me, Lara. I will send him to a planet twenty seven light years away from us, with only technologically backward savages around him, with no one to protect or nurture him and leave him to be someone else's problem long after the Planet blows up and we are long dead - even with my many enemies seeking vengeance upon me through him; all of them snapping at his heels. It will be a painful, lonely existence of servitude and guardianship over inferior beings while constantly battling forces of evil. It's the best life we could possibly give him..."
"As long as he doesn't get raised by someone who would have a transport shuttle full of younglings perish for the want of a kind act..."
Why are you kneeling before Michael Shannon? YOU SHOULD KNEEL BEFORE Terrence StampZOD, CURSED SON OF JOR-EL!
Lara Lor-Van watching Kal-El's ship escape Doom and Destruction, or an over produced J-Pop Music Video Warner Brothers lifted to save money on the movie?
MorpheusPerry White doing Gangam Style while Metropolis collapses around him...
♪Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy scared lady~~!♫
I'm sorry there, officers... I didn't know the Pentagon and White House were no-fly zones...
... and can someone please tell me where I left my red pants? Covering my crotch with my hands in cuffs is tricky and this is a family movie!
This is the look on Lois Lane's face when she realizes Superman's going to bang her, then beat Zod, then fly off to space leaving her to deal with pregnancy on her own, then come back after 6 years without so much as a phone call, and then skulk around in the background of her life with her new husband like some superpowered stalker...
...what do you mean Superman Returns isn't canon? What do you mean this is a REBOOT?
The over-designed S-Shield, so that we know it's an alien glyph and that it isn't just an S for Superman! HONEST!