How to tell my cat from your cat, someone else's cat and those cats over there
Dorian, on pizza
"Pizza is a bread with food on top that we pick off."
Dorian, on sandwiches
"A sandwich is food between two slices of bread. You can eat one side and I can eat the other."
Dorian, on birds in gravy
"I like bird. Give me bird. Is that cream sauce? I'll just run off with this mushroom now."
Dorian, on definitely-not-cat-food popcorn
Seth: *hands me bowl of popcorn* "We may have miscreants."
Dorian: "HEY! Where's my popcorn? Is that popcorn? GIVE ME POPCORN."
Seth: "Here. You can have one."
Me: *amused resignation*
Dorian: "Nin-ja!"
Me: "Wait, that's MY popcorn! You ran off with my popcorn!"
Dorian, on meat curry
Me: "This curry is full of smelly spices cats won't like." *puffs*
Dorian: "This smells great. Is that lamb? I'll take this bite right here."
Me: O_o
"Pizza is a bread with food on top that we pick off."
Dorian, on sandwiches
"A sandwich is food between two slices of bread. You can eat one side and I can eat the other."
Dorian, on birds in gravy
"I like bird. Give me bird. Is that cream sauce? I'll just run off with this mushroom now."
Dorian, on definitely-not-cat-food popcorn
Seth: *hands me bowl of popcorn* "We may have miscreants."
Dorian: "HEY! Where's my popcorn? Is that popcorn? GIVE ME POPCORN."
Seth: "Here. You can have one."
Me: *amused resignation*
Dorian: "Nin-ja!"
Me: "Wait, that's MY popcorn! You ran off with my popcorn!"
Dorian, on meat curry
Me: "This curry is full of smelly spices cats won't like." *puffs*
Dorian: "This smells great. Is that lamb? I'll take this bite right here."
Me: O_o