the windowsills have secrets.
so i finally caved and joined that whole "myspace" thing, mostly to keep in better touch with my sister. little did i know that over the weekend i would be featured in the "cool new people" section and go there this morning to find something like 350 comments in my inbox and about 450 friend requests. i keep getting messages from 15 year old girls who are like "HeY wUzZuP?!? im bored lol. i want 2 marry u your hella fine LOLz! j/k! but OMG your awsum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then i go to their profile and its all "hi guys im britn'y n im not old enuff to drink (LEGALLY... LOL!) but im hella cool evn tho i can be a total bitch rofl!! EMO is my life n i realllly heart that movie napolean dynamite ("GOOOOOOOOSSSSHHH!"). syl!"
what do i have in common with these people (besides the fact that we are both strangely drawn to those real world vs. road rules shows)? nothing, thats what.
and the sex requests? ugh, learn some TACT, you unclean perverts. no wonder you still live with your mom*. most of the girls who wanted sex would say things like "oh my god you're sexy. interested in meeting a hot chick who wants to have sex?" the guys were even more straightforward/aggressive. theyd be all "we should fuck." or something like that. is there anyone who would ever consider that sexy?
i'm not trying to be rude, but i just dont know how to respond to all of these people (especially when they just say things like "hey" or "wazzup?") so i've just been responding to the ones i find meaningful. and thats all a man can do.
*i'm trusting all of you to overlook the fact that i, too, live with my mom.
what do i have in common with these people (besides the fact that we are both strangely drawn to those real world vs. road rules shows)? nothing, thats what.
and the sex requests? ugh, learn some TACT, you unclean perverts. no wonder you still live with your mom*. most of the girls who wanted sex would say things like "oh my god you're sexy. interested in meeting a hot chick who wants to have sex?" the guys were even more straightforward/aggressive. theyd be all "we should fuck." or something like that. is there anyone who would ever consider that sexy?
i'm not trying to be rude, but i just dont know how to respond to all of these people (especially when they just say things like "hey" or "wazzup?") so i've just been responding to the ones i find meaningful. and thats all a man can do.
*i'm trusting all of you to overlook the fact that i, too, live with my mom.