sorry i couldn't help myself.... tis funny though lol
vampyres666 is being stalked on Livejournal!
yrindale is stalking vampyres666
yrindale’s REAL name :
Donny Dempsey
yrindale’s REAL DOB :
31st May 1983
Height :184 cm
Weight : 115.1 kg
yrindale has dreamt about you :
28 times
yrindale became interested in you :
29th February 2004
yrindale’s latest dream about you
yrindale dreamt that both of you died in each others arms in a rather bizarre rollercoaster accident.
This is how yrindale describes your relationship behind your back
‘It’s all gone to shit. I can’t be without her. Tonight’s the night that I end it all. Where the fuck did I put the shotgun?’
yrindale’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
A thick ball of your own ungroomed pubic yarn.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
yrindale has vampyres666 tattooed right across their chest.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
We’ll be together some day sweetheart. Until then here is part of my fucking tongue. Put it in the freezer. I might need it back someday.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
18 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hello is that the police? Ah good, it’s just there’s this maniac standing outside my house in the pouring rain waving at me, with flowers in their hand. I think they’ve been following me for the last year Their name? yrindale."
yrindale’s Police File
When it comes to heartless thugs there aren’t many criminals who would top the list ahead of yrindale.
Testimonies about yrindale
von_spookiness - The resident slapper
‘I always knew there was something different about yrindale. I’m alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth.’
lemouton03 - Overweight cult comedian
‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded vampyres666 really is. I just wish it’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’
vulcanfire666 - The Ear Doctor
‘I would not piss on yrindale if they were on fire.’