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Accurate summary of last night.
Giving pixie bits of flyer with 'head' and 'cock' written on them.
"So AMANDA wrote PETE this love poem.." "Pete or PETE?" "PETE."
"But when we're out, we can be CUFF."
"I've never had sex for money."
"Well I've never had sex for food!"
"No seriously, stroke this window! Is it not the most sensual thing you have ever encountered?!"
Spinning around on the totally empty dancefloor and dancing on tables.
Stealing Dan's shoes 'to warm my feet up'. And running away.
The 'fit one'. :/
German man: I live with friend, and he live with two girl! I wash hair in morning. I ask for hairdryer.. And they have no hairdryer! Three peoples, one boy, two girl, no hairdryer! No hairdryer in house!
THIS WILL BE THE BEST MOJITO YOU HAVE EVER HAD.
"The sparks come off at 3000 degrees, you can even use them underwater! To light wet wood!"
"Mate, they're not working on this bit of card."
"Does anyone want the stove on? Do you? Do you?"
"Pixie, those letters are burning!"
"Really?"
"She just asked me whether we walked here. She seemed genuinely shocked when I told her she'd paid for the taxi."
Ahaaaa what a strange night.
Giving pixie bits of flyer with 'head' and 'cock' written on them.
"So AMANDA wrote PETE this love poem.." "Pete or PETE?" "PETE."
"But when we're out, we can be CUFF."
"I've never had sex for money."
"Well I've never had sex for food!"
"No seriously, stroke this window! Is it not the most sensual thing you have ever encountered?!"
Spinning around on the totally empty dancefloor and dancing on tables.
Stealing Dan's shoes 'to warm my feet up'. And running away.
The 'fit one'. :/
German man: I live with friend, and he live with two girl! I wash hair in morning. I ask for hairdryer.. And they have no hairdryer! Three peoples, one boy, two girl, no hairdryer! No hairdryer in house!
THIS WILL BE THE BEST MOJITO YOU HAVE EVER HAD.
"The sparks come off at 3000 degrees, you can even use them underwater! To light wet wood!"
"Mate, they're not working on this bit of card."
"Does anyone want the stove on? Do you? Do you?"
"Pixie, those letters are burning!"
"Really?"
"She just asked me whether we walked here. She seemed genuinely shocked when I told her she'd paid for the taxi."
Ahaaaa what a strange night.