oh comon
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Not forget poland.
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oh comon thats too easy, they are too awesomely pathetic to forget!
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Get an invisible friend.
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he isnt invisible he is a ghost so shut the fuck up..its okay peter....
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Get married in a bar.
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i cant get married sucessfully being romantic on a beach so slash in a bar.
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Start Smoking.
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.............oh christ...this resolution thing is horrible... I ALREADY DO!
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Hook up with the ugly geek next door.
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there is no geek next door, i barely have a neighbor...
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Drink more
beer.
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after newyears, which this is for, i think im taking a break.
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Get high on sharpies.
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i do that enough by accident when colloring lol
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Not lose any pencils.
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thats actually a good one but its doomed for failure.. and also is pointless....
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Disown my parents.
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attempted before....NEXT!
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Only use the back door.
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literally?....im not gunna get involved that is risky
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Make more enemies than friends.
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bingo, done it.
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Procrastinate more.
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dude i have like a paper due today but it was canceled...and its so bad i dunno what its for or on.
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Fail all of my classes.
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*yawn*.....gimme a couple of days.
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Blame Canada.
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done.....
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Lovingly care for my chia pet.
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buy me one and maybe.
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Master my joystick.
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man i own at my joystick.....indie can agree...and nintendo.
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Getting knocked up...twice.
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.......oooooooooooohhhhhhh god.....
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Wear deoderant.
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a stupid fuckin jesus cookies!!!! thats like fucking....comon sense!...anyone who doesn't prolly hasn't hit puberty....otherwise should be shot.
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Slap stupid people in the head.
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hahahahaa matt appleton and aussie....they get slapped alot....hahaha
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Become anti-social.
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i already did that one its too easy.
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Stop making silly resolutions.
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I FOUND IT THIS IS MY RESOLUTION!!!!! WOOT! FINALLY! I FOUND IT!!! YAY!!!!