I so stole this from Jenna's Journal. TOTALLY!
-- Name: David Alan Sholes(everyone's heard my mom say it at least a million times)
-- Birthdate: 11-10-86 (my fake ID says different)
-- Birthplace: Matawan New Jersey BABY!
-- Current: This god forsake drugge capital Orange Park
-- Eye Color: Greenish blue or bluish green... I never have to look at them... It's my friends job.
-- Hair Color: Without gel... blonde... with it. brown
-- Righty or Lefty: Both. I've broken my arm enought... but i mostly use my right.
-- Zodiac Sign: the scorpion. I sting!
-- Innie or Outtie: Innie. I really don't know why anyone would care about MY bellybutton. Jesus christ this is dumb.
-----------------DESCRIBE------------------
-- Your heritage: German, Russian, Irish, Norwegian,Indian.... I don't know what else. My ancestors really got around.
-- The shoes you wore today: So far... my church shoes... Later... my monkey slippers... I'll give them some cheese!
-- Your eyes: Your a dumbass for asking again... See above.
-- Your weakness: Children with green diaherea(i so misspelled that)
-- Your fears: I think if you live in fear... your not living. But I fear my mom... She has that look she does with her eyes.... OH yea! And Jenna..... She kicks.
-- What you want to achieve: I want to graduate college and be the first of my parnets children to make something of themself.
-----------------WHAT IS------------------
-- Your most overused phrase on aim: If I talk to you on AIM... You should know. Otherwise fuck off.
-- Your thoughts first waking up: I want more sleep
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: I don't really know... thier clothes. Same sex... Totally thier ass... then their face.
-- Your best physical feature: I'm not going there.
-- Your bedtime: After my after sex cigarette.
-- Your greatest accomplishment: Telling some preppy bitch to fuck off. Actually #rd place in state for FBLA.
-- Your most missed memory:I remember my memories dumbass.
-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
-- Pepsi or coke: There's a difference? I drink apple juice or Dr. pepper.
-- McDonald's or Burger King: IDK! I eat at both places... Burger king's fries.... McDonalds cheese burgers.
-- Single or group dates: Group. There are more guys to make out with
-- Adidas or Nike: Whatever wal-Mart had on sale.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla, everyone loves vanilla
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Ummm... both with some vodka!
-- Bras or Panties: NEITHER! DO I LOOK LIKE A CROSSDRESSER? ok... I admit maybe something happened during the Night in Reno... but halloween doesn't count.. I still didn't wear a bra or panties during halloween... as many people saw!
-----------------DO YOU------------------
-- Cuss: Hell Fucking no Bitch!
-- Take a shower everyday: Only if I have a chance to get some!
-- Have a crush?: No. I just have people I wanna fuck!
-- Do you think you've been in love?: I admit I am to young to know real love. But god! I know lust and sex... I've been involved in both!
-- Want to go to college: I don't look good in McDonalds uniforms... so YEAH!
-- Liked high school: Previously... no. All those mean asshole mother fuckers. But now I have really good friends.... Jenna Megan Parker Steph!
-- Want to get married: When It's legal... But until then.... SEX!
-- Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: Nope. I use the Left ones.
-- Get motion sickness: Only when I am spinning around really fast at like 9 billion mph.... for about three hours.
-- Think you're attractive: I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH MYSELF!
-- Get along with your parents:When Mom's drunk or not?
--Like thunderstorms: Only if I am in the pool with about 8 metal rods attached to my body.... but yeah I do.
-- Play an instrument: I play piano by ear... recorder (damn elementry schoo)... and played violin. once. only once.
------------IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU--------------
-- Drank alcohol: Communion wine count?
-- Smoke(d): Nope... Been there... done that... don't remember a thing... (Jenna! YOU did! remember the night in Reno?)
-- Done a drug: Pot(everyone knows i've tried it) ... Alcohol is a drug dumbass... And Ecstacy... Speed... ect.... You know.... Sir David of Sholes... BIG drugee.
-- Have Sex: Umm... lemme think about that.... Have I been to Reno?
-- Made Out: Um... no.. that's pathetic. I NEED SOME BOOTY!
-- Gone to the mall: How can I not?
-- Eaten sushi: not lately....
-- Been on stage: In sixth grade when I had to give my Dare Speech and when we had to do that stupid dance... I still remember the words... Also for FBLA in junior high... to buy something for something
-- Gone skating: I rollerblade outside alot.... I just don't tell anyone.
-- Made homemade cookies: No. Last time i tried I gave them to the preschoolers and they thought i bought them chalk. BUT I EAT THEM (THANKS JENNA!)
-- Been in love: Again.. I don't know what love is... But if you exchange the word love with lust.... YOU BETCHYA!
-- Dyed your hair: Never. I've tried Sun In though
-- Stolen anything: I stole this little quiz thing from Jenna's journal
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
-- Flown on a plane: Yeah. Did I ever mention I hate hieghts?
-- Missed school because it was raining?: I'd have to get pnemonia or something first... unless someone died.
-- Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: I told Regi!
-- Cried during a Movie?: Nope. I laugh really hard that my eyes water when I see people cry in a movie.
--Ever thought an animated character was hot: Yeah. That redhed from Pocahantus. What a dish.
--Had an imagenary friend: Umm... just because you can't see them don't mean they are imaginary... right steve?
-- Been on stage?: I thought I filled this one out already.
-- Cut your hair: Yeah... otherwise It would be really really really really really really really long.
-- Had crush on a teacher?: A sub this year....
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing?: Um... is sex a game?
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: That night in Reno!
-- Been called a tease: Yeah.. alot... especailly while striiping for a sexual experience.
-- Gotten beaten up: Jenna kicks my shins.
-- Been in a fight: yeah.. with Jenna...I WON!
-- Shoplifted: A lolipop from the store.... anything else I don't rememeber.
-----------------THE FUTURE------------------
-- Age you hope to be married: When it is legal...
-- Numbers and Names of Children: If I get married... We couldn't have kids... thanks for rubbing it in :*(
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: On the beach... With white tux's and white everything. An ice sculpture of a Hilter and my friends... the kkkk there.
-- How do you want to die?: having sex.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up?: I don't wanna grow up... cause baby if I did... I would'nt be a toysrus kid!
-- What country would you most like to visit?: I want to go to Europe and make out with some foreign dudes! same as jenna
-----------------SAME SEX (formally opposite)-----------------
-- Best eye/hair color: Blonde hair, blue or green eyes..
-- Short or long hair: Depends on how horny I am.
-- Best height: Tall... TALL
-- Best weight: Not anorexic... and not a fucking whale
-- Best first date location: Dinner and a movie or some shit like that. Mine and Jenna's first date was at a Football game for the raiders.
-- Best first kiss location: In a car... in a desserted area.... because then we could fuck.
-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
-- Number of girl/boyfriends you've had: A million
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: lol, 963 but there are nights I don't remember, like that one night in reno (member Jennaroo??)
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 3.. me and jenna and megan
-- Number of CDs that I own: more then 2
-- Number of piercings: 27. no you cannot see them... unless we've already had sex.
-- Number of tattoos: again.. 27
--Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: once.. i think
-- Number of scars on my body: idk. I have a cool one on my back from my birthday party
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: I don't regret cuz its a waste of time but there is a few things that if I didn't feel that way I guess i would regret. (i agree)
----------------FAVORITES------------------
-- Shampoo: The kind that goes in your hair.
-- Color: Black... blue... red...
-- Day/Night: Night. I can sleep better.
-- Summer/Winter: neither. I like spring and fall.so ha you spring and fall nazi!
-- Lace or Satin: whatever feels good to sleep in after sex.
-- Fave Food: EASY MAC!
-- Fave Movies: Moulin Rouge, Origonal Buffy,Practical Magic, Simply Irrisistable....ect.
-- Fave sport: Sex
-- Fave sports stars: I don't look at porno
-- Fave bands: I don't know
----------------RIGHT NOW------------------
-- Wearing: A g-string... some whipped creme... and a banana... oh wait.. that banana is connected! but underneath that... im naked
-- Drinking: Nothing. I have been doing this thing so long I ran out of stuff to drink... brb I have to go to the store.
--Thinking about: how I wish I had saved money by not going to the store to get a drink b/c i have been doing this quiz so long
-- Listening to: I think anger management in the backround
---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
-- Cried: I was born without tear glands.
-- Worn jeans: Never. I am a nudist.
-- Met someone new online: no, but I did talk to someone
-- Done laundry: My bitch does that for me.
-- Drove a car: Who cares?
-- Talked on the phone: yep withJennarella!
-------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
-- Yourself: Nope. I am a figment of my imagination.
-- Your friends: See above... lol
-- Santa Claus: Yeah! I was the one that killed him!
-- Tooth Fairy: My hoe fucked her... so yea.
-- Destiny/Fate: Only if something great happens to me.
-- Angels: My friends name is angel...
-- Ghosts: No. But they talk to me anyways...
-- UFO's: nope. I belive in unidentified flying objects... along with anal probes.
-- God: Okay.. you need to read what I just said.. It's like... yeah.
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
-- Do you ever wish you had another name? Jason
-- Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: Nope. Just fuck buddies
-- Do you like anyone?: When don't I?
-- Which one of your friends acts the most like you?:I won't hurt anyone's feelings like that.
-- Are you close to any family member?: My dead cat.. Is that considered family?
-- Who do you hang around the most?: Jenna and Parks and megan and steph.
-- Was this stupid?: YEAH! I wasted nearly an hour doing this thing.
-- Birthdate: 11-10-86 (my fake ID says different)
-- Birthplace: Matawan New Jersey BABY!
-- Current: This god forsake drugge capital Orange Park
-- Eye Color: Greenish blue or bluish green... I never have to look at them... It's my friends job.
-- Hair Color: Without gel... blonde... with it. brown
-- Righty or Lefty: Both. I've broken my arm enought... but i mostly use my right.
-- Zodiac Sign: the scorpion. I sting!
-- Innie or Outtie: Innie. I really don't know why anyone would care about MY bellybutton. Jesus christ this is dumb.
-----------------DESCRIBE------------------
-- Your heritage: German, Russian, Irish, Norwegian,Indian.... I don't know what else. My ancestors really got around.
-- The shoes you wore today: So far... my church shoes... Later... my monkey slippers... I'll give them some cheese!
-- Your eyes: Your a dumbass for asking again... See above.
-- Your weakness: Children with green diaherea(i so misspelled that)
-- Your fears: I think if you live in fear... your not living. But I fear my mom... She has that look she does with her eyes.... OH yea! And Jenna..... She kicks.
-- What you want to achieve: I want to graduate college and be the first of my parnets children to make something of themself.
-----------------WHAT IS------------------
-- Your most overused phrase on aim: If I talk to you on AIM... You should know. Otherwise fuck off.
-- Your thoughts first waking up: I want more sleep
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: I don't really know... thier clothes. Same sex... Totally thier ass... then their face.
-- Your best physical feature: I'm not going there.
-- Your bedtime: After my after sex cigarette.
-- Your greatest accomplishment: Telling some preppy bitch to fuck off. Actually #rd place in state for FBLA.
-- Your most missed memory:I remember my memories dumbass.
-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
-- Pepsi or coke: There's a difference? I drink apple juice or Dr. pepper.
-- McDonald's or Burger King: IDK! I eat at both places... Burger king's fries.... McDonalds cheese burgers.
-- Single or group dates: Group. There are more guys to make out with
-- Adidas or Nike: Whatever wal-Mart had on sale.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla, everyone loves vanilla
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Ummm... both with some vodka!
-- Bras or Panties: NEITHER! DO I LOOK LIKE A CROSSDRESSER? ok... I admit maybe something happened during the Night in Reno... but halloween doesn't count.. I still didn't wear a bra or panties during halloween... as many people saw!
-----------------DO YOU------------------
-- Cuss: Hell Fucking no Bitch!
-- Take a shower everyday: Only if I have a chance to get some!
-- Have a crush?: No. I just have people I wanna fuck!
-- Do you think you've been in love?: I admit I am to young to know real love. But god! I know lust and sex... I've been involved in both!
-- Want to go to college: I don't look good in McDonalds uniforms... so YEAH!
-- Liked high school: Previously... no. All those mean asshole mother fuckers. But now I have really good friends.... Jenna Megan Parker Steph!
-- Want to get married: When It's legal... But until then.... SEX!
-- Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: Nope. I use the Left ones.
-- Get motion sickness: Only when I am spinning around really fast at like 9 billion mph.... for about three hours.
-- Think you're attractive: I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH MYSELF!
-- Get along with your parents:When Mom's drunk or not?
--Like thunderstorms: Only if I am in the pool with about 8 metal rods attached to my body.... but yeah I do.
-- Play an instrument: I play piano by ear... recorder (damn elementry schoo)... and played violin. once. only once.
------------IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU--------------
-- Drank alcohol: Communion wine count?
-- Smoke(d): Nope... Been there... done that... don't remember a thing... (Jenna! YOU did! remember the night in Reno?)
-- Done a drug: Pot(everyone knows i've tried it) ... Alcohol is a drug dumbass... And Ecstacy... Speed... ect.... You know.... Sir David of Sholes... BIG drugee.
-- Have Sex: Umm... lemme think about that.... Have I been to Reno?
-- Made Out: Um... no.. that's pathetic. I NEED SOME BOOTY!
-- Gone to the mall: How can I not?
-- Eaten sushi: not lately....
-- Been on stage: In sixth grade when I had to give my Dare Speech and when we had to do that stupid dance... I still remember the words... Also for FBLA in junior high... to buy something for something
-- Gone skating: I rollerblade outside alot.... I just don't tell anyone.
-- Made homemade cookies: No. Last time i tried I gave them to the preschoolers and they thought i bought them chalk. BUT I EAT THEM (THANKS JENNA!)
-- Been in love: Again.. I don't know what love is... But if you exchange the word love with lust.... YOU BETCHYA!
-- Dyed your hair: Never. I've tried Sun In though
-- Stolen anything: I stole this little quiz thing from Jenna's journal
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
-- Flown on a plane: Yeah. Did I ever mention I hate hieghts?
-- Missed school because it was raining?: I'd have to get pnemonia or something first... unless someone died.
-- Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: I told Regi!
-- Cried during a Movie?: Nope. I laugh really hard that my eyes water when I see people cry in a movie.
--Ever thought an animated character was hot: Yeah. That redhed from Pocahantus. What a dish.
--Had an imagenary friend: Umm... just because you can't see them don't mean they are imaginary... right steve?
-- Been on stage?: I thought I filled this one out already.
-- Cut your hair: Yeah... otherwise It would be really really really really really really really long.
-- Had crush on a teacher?: A sub this year....
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing?: Um... is sex a game?
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: That night in Reno!
-- Been called a tease: Yeah.. alot... especailly while striiping for a sexual experience.
-- Gotten beaten up: Jenna kicks my shins.
-- Been in a fight: yeah.. with Jenna...I WON!
-- Shoplifted: A lolipop from the store.... anything else I don't rememeber.
-----------------THE FUTURE------------------
-- Age you hope to be married: When it is legal...
-- Numbers and Names of Children: If I get married... We couldn't have kids... thanks for rubbing it in :*(
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: On the beach... With white tux's and white everything. An ice sculpture of a Hilter and my friends... the kkkk there.
-- How do you want to die?: having sex.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up?: I don't wanna grow up... cause baby if I did... I would'nt be a toysrus kid!
-- What country would you most like to visit?: I want to go to Europe and make out with some foreign dudes! same as jenna
-----------------SAME SEX (formally opposite)-----------------
-- Best eye/hair color: Blonde hair, blue or green eyes..
-- Short or long hair: Depends on how horny I am.
-- Best height: Tall... TALL
-- Best weight: Not anorexic... and not a fucking whale
-- Best first date location: Dinner and a movie or some shit like that. Mine and Jenna's first date was at a Football game for the raiders.
-- Best first kiss location: In a car... in a desserted area.... because then we could fuck.
-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
-- Number of girl/boyfriends you've had: A million
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: lol, 963 but there are nights I don't remember, like that one night in reno (member Jennaroo??)
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 3.. me and jenna and megan
-- Number of CDs that I own: more then 2
-- Number of piercings: 27. no you cannot see them... unless we've already had sex.
-- Number of tattoos: again.. 27
--Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: once.. i think
-- Number of scars on my body: idk. I have a cool one on my back from my birthday party
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: I don't regret cuz its a waste of time but there is a few things that if I didn't feel that way I guess i would regret. (i agree)
----------------FAVORITES------------------
-- Shampoo: The kind that goes in your hair.
-- Color: Black... blue... red...
-- Day/Night: Night. I can sleep better.
-- Summer/Winter: neither. I like spring and fall.so ha you spring and fall nazi!
-- Lace or Satin: whatever feels good to sleep in after sex.
-- Fave Food: EASY MAC!
-- Fave Movies: Moulin Rouge, Origonal Buffy,Practical Magic, Simply Irrisistable....ect.
-- Fave sport: Sex
-- Fave sports stars: I don't look at porno
-- Fave bands: I don't know
----------------RIGHT NOW------------------
-- Wearing: A g-string... some whipped creme... and a banana... oh wait.. that banana is connected! but underneath that... im naked
-- Drinking: Nothing. I have been doing this thing so long I ran out of stuff to drink... brb I have to go to the store.
--Thinking about: how I wish I had saved money by not going to the store to get a drink b/c i have been doing this quiz so long
-- Listening to: I think anger management in the backround
---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
-- Cried: I was born without tear glands.
-- Worn jeans: Never. I am a nudist.
-- Met someone new online: no, but I did talk to someone
-- Done laundry: My bitch does that for me.
-- Drove a car: Who cares?
-- Talked on the phone: yep withJennarella!
-------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
-- Yourself: Nope. I am a figment of my imagination.
-- Your friends: See above... lol
-- Santa Claus: Yeah! I was the one that killed him!
-- Tooth Fairy: My hoe fucked her... so yea.
-- Destiny/Fate: Only if something great happens to me.
-- Angels: My friends name is angel...
-- Ghosts: No. But they talk to me anyways...
-- UFO's: nope. I belive in unidentified flying objects... along with anal probes.
-- God: Okay.. you need to read what I just said.. It's like... yeah.
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
-- Do you ever wish you had another name? Jason
-- Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: Nope. Just fuck buddies
-- Do you like anyone?: When don't I?
-- Which one of your friends acts the most like you?:I won't hurt anyone's feelings like that.
-- Are you close to any family member?: My dead cat.. Is that considered family?
-- Who do you hang around the most?: Jenna and Parks and megan and steph.
-- Was this stupid?: YEAH! I wasted nearly an hour doing this thing.