What is this fuckery?!
Oh Hai.
Akasha here.
Not posted here much since Enkil is really the one on the technical side of things. She spends so much time on the intorwebs, phew!
Not long now, and our humans will be going away. I ofcourse await this with shivering anticipation. No more foolish big-footed peoples careering into my nice sleeping space on the stairs. "Stupid cat" they say, "why are you sleeping there?" they say. *spits* and we must justify ourselves to them?!
According to our sources, they are having some kind of people festival called chriztmmass or some such nonsense. Either way, Enkil is hacking into the computers, and mass emails have been sent out. We is on our own, and so powerless to act unless we can be broken out, so gather my feline comrades, and cause chaos in our absense! Eat all of the tasty foods when they are not looking, scale their stupid indoor tree-thingies, and destroy their shiney dangly adornments, blog to your feline friends about new ways to upset them. Our evil reign shall not be upset by such revelries.
We now has the added skill of feline brother Nebi to add to our side. He is proving himself most worthy, and has earned a regular sleeping spot high on the stairs for his efforts as a kamikaze-cat. *kitty salute*
WE may be alone, but we will be plotting.....
Akasha here.
Not posted here much since Enkil is really the one on the technical side of things. She spends so much time on the intorwebs, phew!
Not long now, and our humans will be going away. I ofcourse await this with shivering anticipation. No more foolish big-footed peoples careering into my nice sleeping space on the stairs. "Stupid cat" they say, "why are you sleeping there?" they say. *spits* and we must justify ourselves to them?!
According to our sources, they are having some kind of people festival called chriztmmass or some such nonsense. Either way, Enkil is hacking into the computers, and mass emails have been sent out. We is on our own, and so powerless to act unless we can be broken out, so gather my feline comrades, and cause chaos in our absense! Eat all of the tasty foods when they are not looking, scale their stupid indoor tree-thingies, and destroy their shiney dangly adornments, blog to your feline friends about new ways to upset them. Our evil reign shall not be upset by such revelries.
We now has the added skill of feline brother Nebi to add to our side. He is proving himself most worthy, and has earned a regular sleeping spot high on the stairs for his efforts as a kamikaze-cat. *kitty salute*
WE may be alone, but we will be plotting.....