[One-Shot]He's annoying
Title: He’s annoying
Author: vamps0addict0
Pairing: Takayama
Rate: PG-13
Summary: Takaki’s stuff are all “ANNOYING”!!!!
“Yamada, please, it’s just a drama”
“I don’t care it’s a drama or not. Apparently you’re too into it, don’t you?”
“Honey, it’s just a-“
“I don’t want to talk to you. Get lost!” Yamada made his final and walked away from Takaki, his boyfriend.
“You’re hotter and sexier than those, baby” Takaki shouted after him while chasing the little grumpy boy worriedly.
“No! No way! It’s OVER!” Yamada went angry, his face turned to red.
“Finally!” Takaki sighed as he pulled the delicate waist with him gently.
“Like hell I care!” Yamada rolled his eyes furiously.
“Who told you I was into those girls? Your ass is way more better than them.” Takaki smiled, trying to comprehend his boy.
“Stupid shit! You did fucked them!! You idiot!” Yamada screamed, struggling in Takaki’s embrace.
“We need to talk, don’t we?” Takaki smiled calmly as he dragged Yamada along with him.
“Damn it! Your hug is too tight! I can’t breathe!!!”
“Well, if you do you won’t be able to shout this loud haha” Takaki chuckled and carried Yamada with hands.
“I won’t go anywhere!” Yamada tied his eyebrows together showing his unpleasant feeling.
“Maybe some cake would calm you down?” Takaki proposed with a victory smirk inside.
“Is it strawberry?” Yamada instantly turned to his side. His eyes were filled with the lust for strawberry.
“I wonder if it’s a yummy strawberry one.” Takaki pretended to say it worriedly but his eyes kept on observing Yamada.
“Souka. I shouldn’t be so stone-hearted, right?” Yamada smiled before hugging Takaki back.
“Okay. I’m …”
“I’m still angry! Baka!” Yamada shouted and kicked the careless Takaki.
“Ouch… honeyyyy!”
“Don’t dare to trick me!”
“Yamada… “ Takaki cried while holding his attacked area carefully. Watching Yamada walked away is kinda hurt . . . more than he got kicked.
Plan 1
*knock knock*
“Oi! Nanda!!! What are you doing here!” Yamada shouted the time he opened the door.
“Honey . . .”
“Why the hell you bought this stupid bouquet?”
“Forgive me?” Takaki smiled as he knelt down on the floor.
“Have you ever known anything? ” Yamada sighed.
“Huh?...”
“I’m allergic for flowers why the hell you bring them here! It’s my room. I won’t stop sneezing for the who- Sheewwww!!! Gosh you shewww” Yamada sneezed over and over on Takaki’s face.
The door was shut again . . .
Plan2
“Why you’re here?” Takaki sneaked a peek inside the staff room.
“Why? Can’t I find ‘another one’ like you?” Yamada shrugged continuing on his manga.
“Honey, it’s just…”
“A role play…. That you’re really into it” Yamada rolled his eyes to the other way as Takaki came in and pulled he in his hug.
“Damn.. we’ve gotta leave now!” Takaki’s sudden shout made Yamada shocked a bit.
“Huh?”
“My pants . . . it’s now or never!!!” Takaki stood up carrying Yamada in his arms with Yamada shouted along the way.
Hell yes … he was kicked on his crotch again. Why he’s this tough?
Plan3
*Left a ghost movie opening”
“Nooooo OMG where the hell BAKAKI IS!!! I’M FUCKING PEE ON MY PANTS NOW!!!” Yamada shouted mentally while kept on hugging the pillow tightly.
“Nooooooo!!!! Arkkkkk so scaring T______T Yuyannnnn”
“Yuyannnn I need youuuu”
“Come hereeeee nooooooooo”
Yamada kept on making a noise as he can’t stand those crazy sadistic ghost anymore.
“Yes?” Takaki circled his arms around Yamada who instantly hugged Takaki tightly.
“I love you. Please don’t leave me”
“That’s alright” Takaki smirked victoriously as he had Yamada in his arms.
MISSION COMPLETED!!!
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A/N Sorry girls XD I've been so busy these months and I hope I'll return Takayama fandom . . . somehow? haha
I know it's so suck but well I really need Takayama!!! I can't stand it anymore X(