Class is in session! Let's see how smart I actually am...
MATH
1) Do you know what monomials are?: I've attempted to have explained to me what they are, but I still don't get exactly what they are.
2) Do you know how to solve the equation, x4+6=10?: Yes, I took grade six math thanks a lot XD
3) What's 1.5 as a fraction?: 1 1/2
4) What's .50 as a percent?: 50%
5) What's 1/3 doubled?: 2/3
6) Can you do slope?: No
7) Do you know the Pythagorean Theorem?: Duh
8) What's 1/3 multiplied by 6/5?: 2/5
9) The square root of 87 is: Roughly 9.1, is it not?
10) Was that hard?: Not really
ENGLISH
1) What is a comma splice?: When you connect two things with a comma that don't have a conjunction, and it's technically an error unless for stylistic reasons
2) What's the definition of "decadent"? Decadent: declining
3) What's the proper spelling; weird or wierd?: weird!
4) What about seperate or separate?: separate!
5) In Romeo & Juliet, who does Romeo like before Juliet?: I'm not that far into school yet XD
6) Is the following sentence correct or incorrect; "I walked to the park, and, lost my shoe." if not, how should it be?: Too many commas! I walked to the park, and lost my shoe.
7) What about this sentence, "Unfortunately, I lost my shoe at the park." If not, how should it be?: I think that's right.
8) True or false? The longest a poem can be is 10 stanzas: False! Poems can be as long as you damn well want them to be
9) Who wrote "The Raven"?: EDGAR ALLAN POE.
10) Was THAT hard?: Not really
HISTORY
1) Who was the one who proofread the Declaration of Independence?: I'M NOT AMERICAN I DON'T KNOW D:
2) Who freed the slaves in America?:... I don't know this either
3) During WWII, who did Hitler have a peace treaty with, and then broke it?:... He was allied with Japan and Italy and didn't break either of those... so I don't know XD
4) Who invented the airplane?: Who knows?
5) Who united upper and lower Egypt?:... Cleopatra?
6) Who was the Greek goddess of love? What about the Roman goddess of love?: Venus is the Roman one, can't remember the Greek one
7) Do you know the difference between the Pantheon and the Parthenon?: I know that there IS a difference, couldn't tell you what it is XD
8) What is Mount Olympus?: The mountain where all the Gods lived in Greece!
9) Where was Prussia located?:... No idea
10) That wasn't too bad, was it?: YES IT WAS. Being not American and learning on a Canadian system made me fail XD
ART/THEATRE/MUSIC/ETC.
1) What year did Green Day release their first album?: DOOKIE WAS IN 1994 BUT THAT WASN'T THEIR FIRST ALBUM, 39/SMOOTH WAS WHICH WAS A COMP OF THEIR FIRST TWO EPS AND IT WAS RELEASED APRIL 13, THE DAY BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY IN 1990. (although I wasn't alive in 1990 XD)
2) Is Andy Warhol dead or alive?:...I think he's alive, isn't he? XD
3) In acting, what does "cheat front" mean?:... I don't have the faintest clue XD
4) Do you know what comes after do re mi...?: fa sol la ti do!
5) Onyx is what color?: Isn't onyx one of those things that can be any colour?
6) True or false; at one point in time, the top 10 songs were all Beatles songs: I don't think so, but I wouldn't be too surprised if it were true.
7) Name a song by Metallica: BATTERY.
8) Who is Germany's number one music export?:...It's on the tip of my tongue but I can't think of it.
9) What is a reed used for on a clarinet?: Haha, I know this, I play clarinet XD You put it on your mouthpiece so you can vibrate it by blowing air overtop of it and it produces SOUND!
10) That was pretty hard, wasn't it?: No, and I loved questions 1 and 9 XD
FOREIGN LANGUAGE
1) Say "hello" in five different languages other than English: Konichiwa (fail spelling XD), Annyong, Bonjour, Hola, Ni hao
2) Can you count to ten in Spanish? French?: French, yes, Spanish, no.
3) Hitler's book, "Mein Kampf", means what in English?:... I don't speak German XD
4) How do you say "I'm sorry" in Spanish?:... I don't know, once again I'm not American and have never done Spanish in school XD
5) What about "I love you" in French?: J'aime tu?
6) Can you name 2 romance languages?: French and Italian, yes?
7) "E pluribus unum" means what in Latin?: I gave up on learning Latin a long time ago XD
8) Can you say any words in Russian?: Not now, at one point I could!
9) What about Gaelic?: Nope
10) That was hard, ja oder nein?: Comme ci comme ca.
SCIENCE
1) What's the speed of light?:... I don't know XD
2) Can you name the planets in order of closest to the sun to the farthest?: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune.
3) True or false; Pluto has a moon: It has three actually, Nix, Hydra, and that other one.
4) Hottest planet?: Mercury
5) Coldest planet?: Neptune
6) True or false; the sun is the biggest star in the entire universe: No way, the sun is tiiiny.
7) Why do vinegar and baking soda react?:... because they feel like it? I am really lame for not remembering why XD
8) Is ice really slippery?: This question wouldn't be asked if the answer was yes, so no.
9) Work = ... A necessary evil.
10) That sucked, yeah?: Not really XD
GYM
1) How many players are there on a basketball team?: Oh god I haven't watched basketball in such a long time... 12 is it? *my boyfriend's going to KILL me for not knowing this*
2) How many innings are there in a baseball game?: NINE!
3) True or false; you should do warm-ups and cool-downs when working out to avoid cramps: FALSE, although widely believed to be true studies have shown that it doesn't actually help.
4) How many laps around the track is a mile?: Around my school track it's 4, we have a 400m track.
5) True or false; keeping your hands in a fist while you run makes you run quicker: I'd think no... but if it does why did no one tell me when I did competitive sprinting? XD
6) True or false; Converse shoes are bad for gym class: True!
7) Which player starts the football game?: ... QB?
8) How long can a tennis match last?: A long time, until one of the people is leading by however much they have to lead by.
9) Name three swimming moves: Breaststroke, Backstroke, Butterfly
10) Hard?: Kinda.
And in other news, I'm in love with Green Day's live album's name: Awesome as Fuck. Because, they are awesome as fuck.