Jul 01, 2007 04:18
so i have this new friend..her name is malcolm x. she is hot and kills things...literally...her claws desimate everything included with the power of the stinger. I BOUGHT AN AFRICAN EMPEROR SCORPION MOFUCKAZ AND I LIVE THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL LIFE NOW!
so...if you piss me off...dont be suprized if i drop emperor palpatine (aka malcolm x) off in your house somehow...because my pet scorpion will fucking kill you.
i will post a picture of her soon.