kelseys house...
i just got back from kelseys...
i hade so much fucking fun!!
charlene came over and we were down at 7-11 and we were all like "LETS BUY CONDOMS AND MAKE WATER BALLONS!!" and i am like ok....so i take them up to the counter and the guy is all like "uhhh..that will be 6 dollors please" and he was looking at me like all weirld in a perverted way and i was like thinking "uhh sorry hun but... no" and like kelsey and charlene were cracking up and i looked back at them which for soem reaqson made them laugh harder and the guy i all like "what are they laughing at" and i am like "uhh i dont know there just really wried" and i take the condoms and leave and as i get to the door i call back to them "come along my little pets" and we all got out of there and started laughing soo hard...then on the way back to kelseys we open one of the two boxes we brought and charlene tok them and put them in her pocket and she looked inside of the ox and guess what was there?....there were fucking directions!! i mean how fucking hard is it to put a condom on!!...anyway.... we were in her bathroom filling them with water and then like pokeing hoiles in the tips of them and squrting the water at each other...IT WAS WICKED FUN!!!! and them like kelseys mom knocked on the door and we all like frezed and kelsey was like "yeah.." and her mom was like "what are you doing in there?" and we all at the same time were like "nothing.." and she is like "what really scares me is that i hear more them one voice in there" and i was like "kelseys is doing my makeup" and she os like "well can i come in?" and so we were like "yeah hold on sec" and we put them in the bathtub and opened the door and she is like what are you guys doing in here and we were like "nothing..." and she got this look like "i dont belive you" on her face and kelseys statred to alugh and she was like "we bought condoms and filled them with water.".. and her mom was like "thats all?" and we were like "yeah..." and she was like "oh thats ok" ands she lik walked away and them my mom came to the door and i was like "shit!!" soo i get the door and was like to my mom "hold up a sec i have to get my stuff" and she is like ok and goes into the kitcfhen with trina (kelseys mom) and they are like talking and laughing and i was like to kelseys and charlene "sence the parents are talking lets go pop the rest of the condoms" and they are like ok so we went out side and we were like thinking of something to throw them at and one of us suggested the car across the street and were like ok so charlene throws hers first then i do then kelsey and we all run like hell into the the house and like are laughing and my mom and hers were like "what did you do " and were were like "we just poped the ballones" and my mom is like "what balones" and kelseys was like "we bought condoms and made water ballones" and she started cracking up.... an we like talked for about 20 more mins and then i came home and here we are... now that i typed that long thing i'm going to go....
peace out
much love
dallas
i hade so much fucking fun!!
charlene came over and we were down at 7-11 and we were all like "LETS BUY CONDOMS AND MAKE WATER BALLONS!!" and i am like ok....so i take them up to the counter and the guy is all like "uhhh..that will be 6 dollors please" and he was looking at me like all weirld in a perverted way and i was like thinking "uhh sorry hun but... no" and like kelsey and charlene were cracking up and i looked back at them which for soem reaqson made them laugh harder and the guy i all like "what are they laughing at" and i am like "uhh i dont know there just really wried" and i take the condoms and leave and as i get to the door i call back to them "come along my little pets" and we all got out of there and started laughing soo hard...then on the way back to kelseys we open one of the two boxes we brought and charlene tok them and put them in her pocket and she looked inside of the ox and guess what was there?....there were fucking directions!! i mean how fucking hard is it to put a condom on!!...anyway.... we were in her bathroom filling them with water and then like pokeing hoiles in the tips of them and squrting the water at each other...IT WAS WICKED FUN!!!! and them like kelseys mom knocked on the door and we all like frezed and kelsey was like "yeah.." and her mom was like "what are you doing in there?" and we all at the same time were like "nothing.." and she is like "what really scares me is that i hear more them one voice in there" and i was like "kelseys is doing my makeup" and she os like "well can i come in?" and so we were like "yeah hold on sec" and we put them in the bathtub and opened the door and she is like what are you guys doing in here and we were like "nothing..." and she got this look like "i dont belive you" on her face and kelseys statred to alugh and she was like "we bought condoms and filled them with water.".. and her mom was like "thats all?" and we were like "yeah..." and she was like "oh thats ok" ands she lik walked away and them my mom came to the door and i was like "shit!!" soo i get the door and was like to my mom "hold up a sec i have to get my stuff" and she is like ok and goes into the kitcfhen with trina (kelseys mom) and they are like talking and laughing and i was like to kelseys and charlene "sence the parents are talking lets go pop the rest of the condoms" and they are like ok so we went out side and we were like thinking of something to throw them at and one of us suggested the car across the street and were like ok so charlene throws hers first then i do then kelsey and we all run like hell into the the house and like are laughing and my mom and hers were like "what did you do " and were were like "we just poped the ballones" and my mom is like "what balones" and kelseys was like "we bought condoms and made water ballones" and she started cracking up.... an we like talked for about 20 more mins and then i came home and here we are... now that i typed that long thing i'm going to go....
peace out
much love
dallas