yet another episode from one of my nights out clubbing
most recent (last night) bad/awful pick-up line I've had the misfortune of being on the receiving end of:
guy sees his friends talking to my friends, sees me standing off to the side trying to look for our other friend and comes up to me and says, "you know that hot guy you saw in the club? it was me!"
and it gets better!--
later on in the conversation: "you probably have a boyfriend but if you ever left him i'd be on you like a rash. i mean, i have a girlfriend, actually, but I'd totally cheat on her with you."
OHMYGOD. I seriously laughed my head off (inside my head--I didn't want to be mean) when he said that. Seriously, the things some guys say. (Not that it's an excuse, but oh yeah, btw, he was stoned off his marbles. who knew people in Ireland smoked pot?)
guy sees his friends talking to my friends, sees me standing off to the side trying to look for our other friend and comes up to me and says, "you know that hot guy you saw in the club? it was me!"
and it gets better!--
later on in the conversation: "you probably have a boyfriend but if you ever left him i'd be on you like a rash. i mean, i have a girlfriend, actually, but I'd totally cheat on her with you."
OHMYGOD. I seriously laughed my head off (inside my head--I didn't want to be mean) when he said that. Seriously, the things some guys say. (Not that it's an excuse, but oh yeah, btw, he was stoned off his marbles. who knew people in Ireland smoked pot?)