die tech support
i have been trying to set up this god forsaken bundle of useless microchips they call a wireless router for the past 2.5 days, no exaggeration, i have been waking up at 9am and working to get this damned thing installed, configured, and operating until about 5pm for the past two days. today im calling it quits at and early 3pm because i have been online and on the phone with tech support for the past two hours and have accomplished nothing. i have gotten nothing but "i cant help you, call this number" or "try to establish a direct connection with the modem" => "i cant thats why im calling you" => "o well then it wont work" well no shit you retarded bunch of ass monkeys... i hate tech support im going to call the geek squad to my house just so i can fire a shoulder launched missle at their little moronically colored volkswagen bugs to set an example to all the other techie dicks out there. then maybe i will be happy. no not until i set fire to my entire wirless network. and i get my motorcycle. then i will be happy.
well since im on somewhat of a rampage, ill go off on this as well, i was dicking around with my little brother, physically abusing him and whatnot. so he got pissed as usual, but this time he decided to take a sobe cap and proceede to press it into the back of my hand. and due to the fact that scince my wrestling career i have refused to recognize pain as an actual real impulse, i let him dig it in. him, seeing my lack of reaction got even more upset, and continued to press this sharp metal ring into my hand. when he got bored and pulled his hand away, he noticed one edge of the ring had removed about a quarter inch of my flesh across, and about a quarter inch deep. so i had this gaping, oozing, red crescent moon in the back of my hand. as i looked down and noticed the blood begin to seep from my would down and off my fingertips, my brother got all sick from the sight of such an absence of skin and overt presence of blood, and passed out. my mom freaked out at the sight of my life force flowing into the sink, so she scattered in search of bactine or some shit like that. so i cleaned and bandaged myself up. and now im here watching the blood soak through the band-aid, wanting to destroy any piece of plastic with the word 'linksys' written on it. and just wishing i could be with my girlfriend at the beach on this lovely day. but hey, you cant have everything right? what am i saying i am talking to no one. i suddenly lost my motivation to write.
well since im on somewhat of a rampage, ill go off on this as well, i was dicking around with my little brother, physically abusing him and whatnot. so he got pissed as usual, but this time he decided to take a sobe cap and proceede to press it into the back of my hand. and due to the fact that scince my wrestling career i have refused to recognize pain as an actual real impulse, i let him dig it in. him, seeing my lack of reaction got even more upset, and continued to press this sharp metal ring into my hand. when he got bored and pulled his hand away, he noticed one edge of the ring had removed about a quarter inch of my flesh across, and about a quarter inch deep. so i had this gaping, oozing, red crescent moon in the back of my hand. as i looked down and noticed the blood begin to seep from my would down and off my fingertips, my brother got all sick from the sight of such an absence of skin and overt presence of blood, and passed out. my mom freaked out at the sight of my life force flowing into the sink, so she scattered in search of bactine or some shit like that. so i cleaned and bandaged myself up. and now im here watching the blood soak through the band-aid, wanting to destroy any piece of plastic with the word 'linksys' written on it. and just wishing i could be with my girlfriend at the beach on this lovely day. but hey, you cant have everything right? what am i saying i am talking to no one. i suddenly lost my motivation to write.