A subject speaks...

[vampirefever]

For the record, I don't like babies. No one's baby excites me, particularly babies that - from sheer circumstances of birth - will eventually have unelected power over me.

Why anyone is excited by this baby (beyond its family & family friends) is beyond me and why anyone not in the UK gives a toss about this baby baffles me to infinity.

You are all potty #fact