Confessions of a telly addict...

[vampirefever]

This is my deep in depth review of the thankfully now finished Torchwood: Pants - nothing made sense. Continuity was unbelievably bad and the acting and writing was so shocking it was hard to care about a single character. Also, after 10 excruciating hours, I have no idea what the big tongue through the centre of the earth was. I reiterate - PANTS

Comments

[gingerpig]

David and I have come to the same conclusion (about TW and Spooks) I decided they were either going to kill Harry off in the first epi or the very last one.

[vampirefever]

I think Harry is the main character for this final season so they can't kill him off to the end. I really want him to disappear into the sunset with Ruth but either he or her or both of them are more likely to disappear into the depths of a deep fat fryer.

[gingerpig]

He's going to get the deep fat fryer and she'll go all postal and blow up MI-5 with an innovative use of household implements, thus ending the series with a bang (sorry for the pun)

[vampirefever]

First she'll have to reveal that she isn't actually Ruth Evershed but Colonel Gadaffi and has been selling secrets to Wikileaks for decades. And then Tarik will have to log into the CCTV cameras and use non-existent CGI techno babble to get to the bomb before it blows up. Only he fails and gets blown up with Dimitri and the new useless woman. The End.

[gingerpig]

You should've written TW *nods*

Is it just me or does New!Woman! sound Australian?

[vampirefever]

If I had written TW, it wouldn't have had a dodgy tongue/female genitalia in the centre of the earth and boring CIA types - it would have had evil ducks trying to take over the world's vodka supplies who could only be defeated by the sight of Jack snogging a vast amount of pretty boys. I'd watch it *g*

I was too astonished at her flat chest and crap survellance skills (I could have followed that car with more subtlety) to notice her accent.