I'm back!
Sorry I've been away for so long, I went to VampCon 2004 in San Diego. Really opened my eyes.
Here's something I stole off sourbuckley. I've kind of got a bit of a crush on her, but don't tell thatspoonguy.
FIRST:
First Best Friend: David Davidson.
First Crush: David Davidson. Um, I can't remember. But it was definitely a she.
First Real Girlfriend/Boyfriend: I dunno, but this vampire girl almost half smiled at me at VampCon.
First Car: My mum drives me around in a 1984 Ford Telstar.
First Date: It's in the fuuuuuuture.
First Kiss: My arm. Or maybe it was the back of my hand. Things didn't work out with my arm, but my hand and I still have sex occasionally.
First Job: I'm still a kid ffs!
First Screenname: notvampirecorey
First Album/CD: 100% Hits volume 24
First Piercing/Tattoo: Never got one! Except for when my neck was pierced by two large fangs. That wasn't even a vampire, that was my Uncle Tony.
First True Love: See 'First Kiss'.
First Enemy: THE SLAYER!
First Big Trip: Once I sniffed some glue.
First Detention: I got busted for 'groping' a girl in PE, but we were playing tag right, and my hand slipped up her shirt! Not my fault!
First Time Dyeing My Hair: I bleached my hair so I could look like Spike from that Buffy show, but I don't have the cheekbones to pull it off, so I drew some on with texta.
First Formal Dance: About 3 days ago. I was in the supermarket, and there was this single mum holding a baby who was trying to walk past me. We both went to my left, then to my right, then to my left again, then she finally got past me.
First Time Breaking a Bone: Once I was lying down on my stomach watching an ad for a sportsbra, then my little cousin jumped on my butt. I think something broke.
First Time Getting Really Sick: What about when I DIED. Yeah, beat that you lightweights!
First Hangover: Is that like where you hang upside down on the monkey bars? I could never do that without getting nauseous and vomiting.
LAST:
Last Cuss Word Uttered: 'Cuss'? Who the fuck says 'cuss'?
Last Compliment: In Scrabble? X. 8 points, baby.
Last girlfriend/boyfriend: Same as my first.
Last Crush: See above... 'First Time Breaking a Bone'.
Last Time Driving: OMG I go the best combo on PGR2 on Xbox the other day!1!!11
Last Big Car Ride: Duh, didn't you read the above question!?!1?!1
Last Good Cry: My armpits cry stinky tears.
Last Movie Seen: The Fudge.
Last Beverage Drank: Blood of course. In a milkshake.
Last Food Consumed: I don't need to eat, foolish mortal!
Last Phone Call: My soccer coach wanted to know why I don't show up to games anymore.
Last Show Watched: Deep Space Nine DVDs.
Last Time Showered: I don't need to shower, foolish mortal!
Last Shoes Worn: LA Gear 'Lights', remember them?
Last CD Played: 100% Hits volume 36
Last Item Bought: PK chewing gum.
Last Disappointment: Not asking that single mum out on a date.
Last Annoyance: My teacher told me to stop threatening to bite people. It's what I do ffs!
Last Ice Cream Eaten: I actually really like putting blood on my ice cream like it's strawberry topping, then mixing it all together.
Last Song You Heard: OMG my sister is listening to the new A Perfect Circle album, I HATE THAT BAND. More like An IMPERFECT Circle!
Last Time Wanting to Die: Lolz, I'm already dead silly.
Last Formal Dance: Same as my first.
Last Piercing/Tattoo: Nuffin.
Last Birthday Celebrated: 15th.
Here's something I stole off sourbuckley. I've kind of got a bit of a crush on her, but don't tell thatspoonguy.
FIRST:
First Best Friend: David Davidson.
First Crush: David Davidson. Um, I can't remember. But it was definitely a she.
First Real Girlfriend/Boyfriend: I dunno, but this vampire girl almost half smiled at me at VampCon.
First Car: My mum drives me around in a 1984 Ford Telstar.
First Date: It's in the fuuuuuuture.
First Kiss: My arm. Or maybe it was the back of my hand. Things didn't work out with my arm, but my hand and I still have sex occasionally.
First Job: I'm still a kid ffs!
First Screenname: notvampirecorey
First Album/CD: 100% Hits volume 24
First Piercing/Tattoo: Never got one! Except for when my neck was pierced by two large fangs. That wasn't even a vampire, that was my Uncle Tony.
First True Love: See 'First Kiss'.
First Enemy: THE SLAYER!
First Big Trip: Once I sniffed some glue.
First Detention: I got busted for 'groping' a girl in PE, but we were playing tag right, and my hand slipped up her shirt! Not my fault!
First Time Dyeing My Hair: I bleached my hair so I could look like Spike from that Buffy show, but I don't have the cheekbones to pull it off, so I drew some on with texta.
First Formal Dance: About 3 days ago. I was in the supermarket, and there was this single mum holding a baby who was trying to walk past me. We both went to my left, then to my right, then to my left again, then she finally got past me.
First Time Breaking a Bone: Once I was lying down on my stomach watching an ad for a sportsbra, then my little cousin jumped on my butt. I think something broke.
First Time Getting Really Sick: What about when I DIED. Yeah, beat that you lightweights!
First Hangover: Is that like where you hang upside down on the monkey bars? I could never do that without getting nauseous and vomiting.
LAST:
Last Cuss Word Uttered: 'Cuss'? Who the fuck says 'cuss'?
Last Compliment: In Scrabble? X. 8 points, baby.
Last girlfriend/boyfriend: Same as my first.
Last Crush: See above... 'First Time Breaking a Bone'.
Last Time Driving: OMG I go the best combo on PGR2 on Xbox the other day!1!!11
Last Big Car Ride: Duh, didn't you read the above question!?!1?!1
Last Good Cry: My armpits cry stinky tears.
Last Movie Seen: The Fudge.
Last Beverage Drank: Blood of course. In a milkshake.
Last Food Consumed: I don't need to eat, foolish mortal!
Last Phone Call: My soccer coach wanted to know why I don't show up to games anymore.
Last Show Watched: Deep Space Nine DVDs.
Last Time Showered: I don't need to shower, foolish mortal!
Last Shoes Worn: LA Gear 'Lights', remember them?
Last CD Played: 100% Hits volume 36
Last Item Bought: PK chewing gum.
Last Disappointment: Not asking that single mum out on a date.
Last Annoyance: My teacher told me to stop threatening to bite people. It's what I do ffs!
Last Ice Cream Eaten: I actually really like putting blood on my ice cream like it's strawberry topping, then mixing it all together.
Last Song You Heard: OMG my sister is listening to the new A Perfect Circle album, I HATE THAT BAND. More like An IMPERFECT Circle!
Last Time Wanting to Die: Lolz, I'm already dead silly.
Last Formal Dance: Same as my first.
Last Piercing/Tattoo: Nuffin.
Last Birthday Celebrated: 15th.