(no subject)
waaa
ok so today i got drunk with my grandparents cuz i had nothing to do ... and thats just the sort of thing that i do .. and i started thinking
I MISS NELLLO AND MEEEV AND ISA AND ELLA AND I THINK IM GOONA CRY
so ive decided to write a history of our love... not a history like the midget history but ad¡ vent by event thing so here we go
event one:
nello: *hip thrusting behind mee*
me: *turns around an glares at her*
nello: hi im nello im in the 8th grade wanna be my best friend
me:sure
event two:
meev: i plan to keep my virginity until im married... or untill i die... wait no i plan to do a snake when im 15
event 3:
(all huddled around nellos computer having a comunal orgasm)
meev: awww look at how cute his little red nose is
(death glare)
event 4: we adopt the trent tree
aww look all his little testis are falling off
event 5: the founding of a religion
me: and trent is god.. and then ozzy (joseph) and amy lee(mary) had a love child and davey was born bt then he had an afair with mary magdalen (jade) and then robert the holy spirit named all the apostles the end
nello: and they were mike and chester and other cool people.. and the church shall be the hot topic dressing room and the bible shall be harry potter
event 6: ... when the margauxs attack
me: doms a fag
mox: *attacks over the head with a 50 pound hp book*
me: dies
event 7:
meev: well hes nice but all he says is anarchy destroyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.. and thats just kinda scary
event 8: conge 1
OOO OOO OOO SWEET CHILD O MINEE
event 9: field day 1
teacher: why is jannelle tied up
me: ummmm so she wont get lost
meev: big smile
(later) (on the little towerthing)
nello doing sexy dance: cant explaina ll the feelings that your making me feel !!!!
event 10: standing in the lunch line
meev: i have to get away
nello and mari: from the pain u drive into.. symultaniously peee
event 10: seat pirating bitch
me: ur sitting in my seat
mox: i dont see ur butt on it
(get into huge bitch fight the rest of the year)
event 11: why cant the lemons and the pancakes ever get along
one time my dad brought home this sweet dubble neck guitar and he said you can not touch this guitar untill you can totally shread on it.. and i never touched a gitar again
if i die because of daveys driving im gonna come back as a squirrel and climb up his pantleg
event 12: the emo table by the garbage can
ella what are u doing
ella: gluying ,my nail back on
with pink sparkle glitter??
miss u miss u boob dance
event 13: graduation.. the worst day of my life
followed by the wordt year wich only involves one event
event 14: conge 2
me ooo finger popets
nello: fun
me: nello i have discoverd u i shalplace a flag upon your head ... hey where did my finger popets go
nello: idk
me: o fuck their hidding iin your vaginal traquinal trackwith the vaginal traquinal alians
nello: oo maybe they can get that painting thats logged in there out =D
event 15: yey high school
event 16: this is the gravel this is where we sit
me sits on gravel: what about the bench?
nello: o yeah we realñised that was there about two days before school was over
event 17:
where do u think all the food we leave here goes?
i think the midgets that live under the gravel eat it
those danm midgets
event 18: the story of her life
meev: IM NOT THE EMO ONE goes to a corner and cries (i misssssuuu meev)
event 19: story of her life part 2
what so im the rookie cuz im the stupid one IM NOT THE STUPID ONE .. trips
event 20: ella
look a pink feather.. that danm ela sent spies
event 21: i hate pili.. that bitch took my spot
event 20: meev poses
dont move .. dont move.. reaches up and oves her
event 21: the cranes
if anyone tares these fucking things down i will have a big black guy eat his penis
event 22: nello cleans the wheel
wow this is so much funner than actually making it
event 23 isas agenda
whos got the big stick now bitch
event 24;
my pee attack with uruja wearing crocks in the libray that lasted about 20 minutes no joke
... well there about twenty seven million more so if you feel like adding them just feel free too ill keep going later i really misssu guys so much
o wait i forgote so many
event 25: jade wasauski
i think im gonna make a ceramic monster band called i wanna be sexy so tjhat mari will give me a ceramic monster .. sept im debating weather or not to let die in
nello: why
me: cuz hed be all like im a fucking.. CRASH.. oops
event 26: nello look i found a jdick and im making a circus wih a jdacrobat and a jdick on an jdelephant
event 27: coldjade
me: what do u think jades pee tastes like?
nello: vanilla
me: i can see that .. jade please pee in my mouth
nello yeah jades bodlyfluids
me: we should make toothpaste called coldjade
nello: and shampoo called pantjade
me: and chapjade
nello: or jadestick
event 28: the splurge man
me: hes gonna touch it WITH HIS HAND
nello screams: yeah THE HAND HE SPLURGES ONN
randome guy in bike: turns around to stare at us and almost falls over
ok now u guys can continue and i will too
ok so i continue thanks to the edit button
event 29: field day 3
(also see like three entries ago )
the cure132: and then we did the wave and played wheres the nello there she is
metEoRICtheory96: and the race ended before I was even aware it started
the cure132: and then i became the sexy side cick of your love
the cure132: and wore your pocket as a hat
the cure132: and then a ate big coockies
the cure132: and then john travolta fell out of the sky and started pelvic thrusting
the cure132: to sexy back
the cure132: as the monkey backround dancers joined in
the cure132: and then we went home
the cure132: the end
ok so today i got drunk with my grandparents cuz i had nothing to do ... and thats just the sort of thing that i do .. and i started thinking
I MISS NELLLO AND MEEEV AND ISA AND ELLA AND I THINK IM GOONA CRY
so ive decided to write a history of our love... not a history like the midget history but ad¡ vent by event thing so here we go
event one:
nello: *hip thrusting behind mee*
me: *turns around an glares at her*
nello: hi im nello im in the 8th grade wanna be my best friend
me:sure
event two:
meev: i plan to keep my virginity until im married... or untill i die... wait no i plan to do a snake when im 15
event 3:
(all huddled around nellos computer having a comunal orgasm)
meev: awww look at how cute his little red nose is
(death glare)
event 4: we adopt the trent tree
aww look all his little testis are falling off
event 5: the founding of a religion
me: and trent is god.. and then ozzy (joseph) and amy lee(mary) had a love child and davey was born bt then he had an afair with mary magdalen (jade) and then robert the holy spirit named all the apostles the end
nello: and they were mike and chester and other cool people.. and the church shall be the hot topic dressing room and the bible shall be harry potter
event 6: ... when the margauxs attack
me: doms a fag
mox: *attacks over the head with a 50 pound hp book*
me: dies
event 7:
meev: well hes nice but all he says is anarchy destroyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.. and thats just kinda scary
event 8: conge 1
OOO OOO OOO SWEET CHILD O MINEE
event 9: field day 1
teacher: why is jannelle tied up
me: ummmm so she wont get lost
meev: big smile
(later) (on the little towerthing)
nello doing sexy dance: cant explaina ll the feelings that your making me feel !!!!
event 10: standing in the lunch line
meev: i have to get away
nello and mari: from the pain u drive into.. symultaniously peee
event 10: seat pirating bitch
me: ur sitting in my seat
mox: i dont see ur butt on it
(get into huge bitch fight the rest of the year)
event 11: why cant the lemons and the pancakes ever get along
one time my dad brought home this sweet dubble neck guitar and he said you can not touch this guitar untill you can totally shread on it.. and i never touched a gitar again
if i die because of daveys driving im gonna come back as a squirrel and climb up his pantleg
event 12: the emo table by the garbage can
ella what are u doing
ella: gluying ,my nail back on
with pink sparkle glitter??
miss u miss u boob dance
event 13: graduation.. the worst day of my life
followed by the wordt year wich only involves one event
event 14: conge 2
me ooo finger popets
nello: fun
me: nello i have discoverd u i shalplace a flag upon your head ... hey where did my finger popets go
nello: idk
me: o fuck their hidding iin your vaginal traquinal trackwith the vaginal traquinal alians
nello: oo maybe they can get that painting thats logged in there out =D
event 15: yey high school
event 16: this is the gravel this is where we sit
me sits on gravel: what about the bench?
nello: o yeah we realñised that was there about two days before school was over
event 17:
where do u think all the food we leave here goes?
i think the midgets that live under the gravel eat it
those danm midgets
event 18: the story of her life
meev: IM NOT THE EMO ONE goes to a corner and cries (i misssssuuu meev)
event 19: story of her life part 2
what so im the rookie cuz im the stupid one IM NOT THE STUPID ONE .. trips
event 20: ella
look a pink feather.. that danm ela sent spies
event 21: i hate pili.. that bitch took my spot
event 20: meev poses
dont move .. dont move.. reaches up and oves her
event 21: the cranes
if anyone tares these fucking things down i will have a big black guy eat his penis
event 22: nello cleans the wheel
wow this is so much funner than actually making it
event 23 isas agenda
whos got the big stick now bitch
event 24;
my pee attack with uruja wearing crocks in the libray that lasted about 20 minutes no joke
... well there about twenty seven million more so if you feel like adding them just feel free too ill keep going later i really misssu guys so much
o wait i forgote so many
event 25: jade wasauski
i think im gonna make a ceramic monster band called i wanna be sexy so tjhat mari will give me a ceramic monster .. sept im debating weather or not to let die in
nello: why
me: cuz hed be all like im a fucking.. CRASH.. oops
event 26: nello look i found a jdick and im making a circus wih a jdacrobat and a jdick on an jdelephant
event 27: coldjade
me: what do u think jades pee tastes like?
nello: vanilla
me: i can see that .. jade please pee in my mouth
nello yeah jades bodlyfluids
me: we should make toothpaste called coldjade
nello: and shampoo called pantjade
me: and chapjade
nello: or jadestick
event 28: the splurge man
me: hes gonna touch it WITH HIS HAND
nello screams: yeah THE HAND HE SPLURGES ONN
randome guy in bike: turns around to stare at us and almost falls over
ok now u guys can continue and i will too
ok so i continue thanks to the edit button
event 29: field day 3
(also see like three entries ago )
the cure132: and then we did the wave and played wheres the nello there she is
metEoRICtheory96: and the race ended before I was even aware it started
the cure132: and then i became the sexy side cick of your love
the cure132: and wore your pocket as a hat
the cure132: and then a ate big coockies
the cure132: and then john travolta fell out of the sky and started pelvic thrusting
the cure132: to sexy back
the cure132: as the monkey backround dancers joined in
the cure132: and then we went home
the cure132: the end