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i have to whine about my retarded family
The basics
1. my grandfathers gay
2. my grandmothers a blond bondage whore
3. none of their asshole children have ever worked therefore they have no money yet they still spend like fucking bill gates
4. they consume more Prozac than the entire world population times 7 yet their still depressed because their emo and fat
the incidents
1. yesterday my aunt was crying on the phone to her mother because that day when she was strolling through D&G she did not have enough cash buy the three 600 dollar purses that she wanted... and know she had to go back the next day to buy the third one... "IT WAS SOO EMBARRASSING MOMMY"... mind you this woman is forty years old
2. we have no phone at my house currently because everyone in my fucking family from hell uses the same danm social security number and all the men have practically the same name so someone hasn’t paid their phone bill since February because their too god danm lazy and now all the pones including mine have been shut off... we called my aunt who’s in charge off this crap yesterday and her answer was... "ill take care of it later" whens later?? "Like Monday or something"
3. my little cousin Vicky is the biggest pain in the ass that ever lived shes ugly she annoying and she swears that she’s the hottest richest little bitch that ever lived.. when you tell her that she 11 and not 13 (which is true) she cries.. and then her bitch of a mother goes omg your such a bitch why did u have to say that to the poor girl u have no soul... anyway the other day as a present her mom got her third cell phone of the month... it was only like what the 17 of June.. Anyway it was a razor.. she threw it against the wall because it was silver instead of pink... she called her mother a bitch and locked herself in the bathroom... i had to drive to the store (yes i can drive on the danm island that they live on) and buy her a new phone so that she would come out of the bathroom... when i got home i was screamed at by my aunt because i was inconsiderate bitch that took to long... need i say more
4. my divorced aunt is living at my grandmothers house... that house has three floors and she is living there alone... that would be her mother in laws house not her mothers... she is staying in my grandmothers room and she wont allow anyone to go into that house... after the divorce was settled the established that she could not have that house since it wasn’t even her husbands... she got pissed off and in the middle of the night bought an apartment with my grandmothers money and moved all the crap out of the three floor house when my grandmother could finally go into her house there was nothing there
next family
1. my grandfather is tough love personified... when he hugs you he squeezes you until it really hurts he pinches you until you have ruses all the way up and down your arms and legs... he has this thing about pinning you to walls and beds and tables and other fat surfaces... and he likes holding on to your arms until he leaves finger prints
2. my grandma forces me to throw up after i eat... so i don’t eat when im with her... i do however ride the pretty pink elephant till im to drunk to function
3. every year on the anniversary of my moms death before the service i sit and watch my grandmother fake cry in front of the mirror in different ways until she finds the right one and then she uses it for the rest of the day
sorry i had to do that my dad left again