Angry Letter
Dear dog,
why can't you stay outside for more than four minutes without barking insanely? You have a thick coat of fur so you cannot possibly be cold and it's not like you are alone out there as your best friend Vicky the chihuahua is always there with you. Also, why do you insist on whining and barking when we let you inside? We let you in what more do you want? Caviar? You need to stay on the mat because you are wet and/or dirty and we like our house clean. Stop it or you will get sprayed in the face and you know I'm not kidding. Whine/Bark = Spray in the face. Yet you keep whining/barking, I thought you canines were smart.
Sincerely
Your grumpy owner
P.S
Stop attacking our mail. I do not like getting letters with holes in them.
why can't you stay outside for more than four minutes without barking insanely? You have a thick coat of fur so you cannot possibly be cold and it's not like you are alone out there as your best friend Vicky the chihuahua is always there with you. Also, why do you insist on whining and barking when we let you inside? We let you in what more do you want? Caviar? You need to stay on the mat because you are wet and/or dirty and we like our house clean. Stop it or you will get sprayed in the face and you know I'm not kidding. Whine/Bark = Spray in the face. Yet you keep whining/barking, I thought you canines were smart.
Sincerely
Your grumpy owner
P.S
Stop attacking our mail. I do not like getting letters with holes in them.