...This is why you should take the internet away from me~
Soooo, I just found this awesome DRABBLE MAKING SITE! (http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/) You have to plug words and two characters in...this is some of what I got:
~"Here," Gilbert said and held up a Pissed Ring. "I found this in hell." He put the Ring onto the cat's head. (Um...Wut?)
~"Nobody does that to my little Long Pizza," Matthew screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow cat through the Big toe. It fell down and Matthew kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again. ("Little long Pizza" is Gilbert..)
~"You're awake. My name is Arthur. You saved me from the truck. But your finger-nail is broken."
Alfred hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas book up and his finger-nail was broken, he felt quite black, especially when he looked at Arthur.
"Your finger-nail must hurt," Arthur said. "I think this will help." And he fucked Alfred several times. (All I have to say is...What the Fuck?)
~"Ah, my love is like a Odd black plushie, all on a summer's day. I wish my Arthur would fuck me, in his own wet way..." (Alfred...I don't want to know...)
~Alfred swallowed the book at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to fuck powerfully. They fucked like a rainbow that casts a happy glow over all the land. Three times. (Books are powerfull things...?)
~. "And I wanted to fuck your eyebrow again."
Alfred hugged Arthur and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Alfred said.
"I think so too," Arthur said and they fucked each other's eyebrow until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted dog ankle and lived badly until Arthur got drunk again. (Pffff...How did it know about Iggy's eyebrows...or his drunken-ness)
~"Put down the book," Arthur said badly. "Unless you want me to fuck that book on your ankle." (Wow...I didn't know Iggy loved books that much!)
And this one...Just....read it.:
I Saw Arthur Kissing Santa Claus
Alfred woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one happy box that looked like a book.
Then Alfred noticed that Arthur was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Alfred thought that he would surprise Arthur. Maybe even sneak up behind him and fuck him on his meek finger-nail. That always made Arthur perfect.
Alfred crept powerfully down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its chubby lights, and the presents, heaped up fast, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Arthur. Kissing someone.
Alfred was so angry, he picked up a ring from a table and threw it rudely in hell.
They both looked around.
"Arthur, you wide-eyed dog!" Alfred yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Alfred looked and then rubbed his ankle and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Arthur said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a wet kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Alfred said hopelessly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be Odd."
That seemed reasonable. Alfred went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a rainbow that casts a happy glow over all the land. He made Alfred's eyebrow feel all married.
"You see?" Arthur said badly and Alfred saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
Lol, so Remember when I was talking about LOTR? Well, I went to try to watch my mom's copy of it, and she has the nice two disc set, where disc one is the movie, and dics two is the extra fetures.
So I'm attempting to watch it, and it starts me in what I feel should be the middle of the movie. (They were going into the mines) and I was like "WTF...this makes no sence."...so I just go along with it, hoping it'll be explained later. It never was. So after the (Rather short) movie, I go to see if maybe I put the wrong movie. in. I finally read the disc "THE LORD OF THE RINGS. FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING. DISC ONE. SIDE B."
...Yes, I watched Side 'B"...so I turn it around...and I found the begining of the moive. Haha
thought you might enjoy hearing about my epic fail there....