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Blimey. Again with the staying up all night, self? You're killing me.
Discussion teims in History has taken a new horrifying turn. Someone will say something vaguely relating to the question or topic at hand, and then four other people have to "go off what he/she said", and they essentially say the same damn thing, only reworded a bit. I suppose that's to be expected of a discussion in a 100 level class; everyone just mimics the last noise they heard like some witless mynah bird. It's especially irritating because the first thing said usually is the intellectual equivalent of "Mooooooooooooooooooo...".
A vending machine tried to take my money. Fortunately, I persuaded the stupid thing that that would be a bad move on its part and it relinquished my money (and then some!) Some stupid kid had stuffed dirty pennies in the coin slot. Got your pennies now, you little prick...
And all I had to do was stab it repeatedly with a Tootsie Roll Pop.
I'm going home and go bed now.
Addendum of irritatedness: Why do people pay good money for newspapers and then just read the sports section? What the fuck. None of you know what those statistics mean I'm sure, and the damn terminology is fucking stupid and doesn't mean anything. Read a damn book, and not one about your precious sports idols.
Dude sitting in front of me on the bus: First, burn off some of those damn moles. You looked like you had insects crawling around on your neck. Your backwards Twins cap was also irritating, and it made me want to flick your stupid ears.
Why are Snickers "Snacklish" ads allowed? "Climb Mt. FOODji", "Afternoon DeBITE"... those aren't funny, those are barely puns. If there is any justice in this world, the bastard who came up with this is being nailed to an operating table and having shrieking insects poured in their ears. These insects only scream Jonas Brothers lyrics in "Alvin and the Chipmunks" voices. DAMMIT. NOT FUNNY.
That will do.
Discussion teims in History has taken a new horrifying turn. Someone will say something vaguely relating to the question or topic at hand, and then four other people have to "go off what he/she said", and they essentially say the same damn thing, only reworded a bit. I suppose that's to be expected of a discussion in a 100 level class; everyone just mimics the last noise they heard like some witless mynah bird. It's especially irritating because the first thing said usually is the intellectual equivalent of "Mooooooooooooooooooo...".
A vending machine tried to take my money. Fortunately, I persuaded the stupid thing that that would be a bad move on its part and it relinquished my money (and then some!) Some stupid kid had stuffed dirty pennies in the coin slot. Got your pennies now, you little prick...
And all I had to do was stab it repeatedly with a Tootsie Roll Pop.
I'm going home and go bed now.
Addendum of irritatedness: Why do people pay good money for newspapers and then just read the sports section? What the fuck. None of you know what those statistics mean I'm sure, and the damn terminology is fucking stupid and doesn't mean anything. Read a damn book, and not one about your precious sports idols.
Dude sitting in front of me on the bus: First, burn off some of those damn moles. You looked like you had insects crawling around on your neck. Your backwards Twins cap was also irritating, and it made me want to flick your stupid ears.
Why are Snickers "Snacklish" ads allowed? "Climb Mt. FOODji", "Afternoon DeBITE"... those aren't funny, those are barely puns. If there is any justice in this world, the bastard who came up with this is being nailed to an operating table and having shrieking insects poured in their ears. These insects only scream Jonas Brothers lyrics in "Alvin and the Chipmunks" voices. DAMMIT. NOT FUNNY.
That will do.