Still Alive!!
Much much later, in a time not so far away.....
There lived a Writer. This Writer evidently was a mass murdering SOB in a past life and karma has decided to make Writer's current life absolute hell. As a result, Writer does not get time to write very much and is depressed because she reads so many wonderful stories on LJ and other sites.
Then Writer has decided to acutally update now! Everyone clap for Writer, for Writer is in the midst of trying to whip Real Life into a Submissive b***h but is meeting much resistance. Writer is need of happy thoughts, prayers, a good fortune/luck spell or nine, fairy dust, or other means of hopefully making the living Hell dimension that Writer has slipped into a little more accomidating to Writer.
Writer wishes to tell everyone that yes, Writer is alive. Yes, Writer is trying to work on some sort of fiction. And Yes, Writer is trying to find something worth posting an entry for in Writer's unmanagable life. Writer hopes that you wish Writer luck!
....... and yes, I do realize I just ranted in a very strange form of third person, but when put this way, it comes across as more bare-bones-facts than me pitching a pity party.