Sep 02, 2007 00:05
Jamie in 2005
01. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4.
were seen no more; the very roses' odors
02. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
my desk
03. What is the last thing you watched on tv? rock countdown
04. Without looking, guess what time it is.
10:30
05. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
10:30 HOLY SHIT!!!
06. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
smashed into pieces by silverstein
07. When did you last step outside?
coming home from piano lesson
08. Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
talking to dylan and julio <3
09. What are you wearing?
a blue tank top over a yellow tank top, my quicksilver pajama pants, and my pink striped toe socks!
10. Did you dream last night?
i belive so
11. When did you last laugh?
a few minutes ago
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
pictures, windows, closet, mirrors
13. Seen anything weird lately?
YOUR MOTHERS VAGINA!!!
14. What do you think of this quiz?
good when your bored
15. What is the last film you saw? in theater?
the incredibles
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
i would buy food with half the money and give it to starving people then with the other half i'd give to the tsunami charity.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
...i can see your vagina...
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, give everyone a home and food
19. Do you like to dance?
depends..does it involve a pole?
20. George Bush: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
21a. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
lasagna
21b. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
salamander
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
i've always wanted to go to africa
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HAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: i don't think i have...maybe on the cheek, but i don't remember
2. Ran away: to my next door neighboors drivway..
3. Pictured your crush naked: can't say i have
4. Skipped school: skipped class once
5. Broken someone's heart: yes :-(
6. Been in love: definatly
7. Cried when someone died: yes, when i cat's died and when my grandpa died
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: yes
9. Broken a bone: nope
10. Done something embarrassing: haha yes
12. Cried in school: mm-hmm
WHICH IS BETTER
13. Coke or Pepsi: coke
14. Sprite or 7UP: sprite cuz it's all "HEY SPRITE!" and 7UP reminds me of that game..
15. Girls or Guys: both
16. Flowers or Candy: flowers are pretty!
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: clean shaved..beards are all...FASHWOOM
18. Blondes or Brunettes: don't care
19. Bitchy or Slutty: Slutty
20. Tall or Short: taller than me
21. Pants or Shorts: pants, i can't STAND my legs
22. Night or Day: day
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
23. What do you notice first: how hot they are, but once i get to know them i don't really care
24. Last person you slow danced with: uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm....heather?
25. Worst Question To Ask: do you have a pink elephant growing in your ass?
THE LAST TIME YOU...
26. Showered: last night
27. Stepped outside: coming back from my piano lesson
28. Had Sex: nope
29. Had A Romantic Memory: yepppp
WHAT IS ...
30. Your Good Luck Charm: the ng peice uzzle
31. Person You Hate Most: i don't hate, hate is like...bad..man
32. Best Thing That Has Happened: napolean dynomite..and julio hehe
33. On your desk: edgar allan poe book, picture of ben burnley, my phone, my earing holder thing...and my computer.
34. Picture on your desktop: a girl with red letters saying "it only hurts when i breate"
36. Movie: napolean dynomite
37. Artist: HIM
38. Cars: um...don't really care
39. Ice Cream: double fudge brownie (hell yeah sam!)
40. Season: Spring
41. Breakfast Food: pancakes
WHO
42. Makes you laugh the most: julio
43. Makes you smile: julio, heather, sally, matt, morgan (tiffy), robin, jesus, ur mom...adeeti.
44. Can make you feel better no matter what: julio, morgan, heather, sally, matt, adeeti
45. Has A Crush On You: julio, (well i should hope so and he BETTER not be running off with any las vegas show girls!)
46. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: NAPOLEON DYNOMITE..lol jkjk i looove julio, but napoleon is dead sexy..
47. Who Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: guys, they dont' have a monthly friend and they don't have a baby come out of their VAGINA!
48. Gives you A Funny Feeling When You See Them: napolean dynomite..he's so funny..hes' all..POOF
DO YOU EVER
49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all .night: sometimes
50. Save AIM conversations: only when their worth while
51. Save E-mails: naw
52. Forward secret E-mails: no!
53. Wish you were someone else: sometimes
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: ew no
55. Perfume: weird...but it' smells good
56. Kiss: last weekend
57. Cuddle: ALL THE TIME
58. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time: hehe yes..
HAVE YOU EVER
59. Fallen for your best friend?: twas matt in 5th grade
60. Made out with JUST a friend?: nope
61. Kissed two people in the same day?: no
62. Had sex with two different people in the same day?: nooooo
63. Been rejected: no because i never ask people out cuz i'm always afraid of getting rejected
64. Been in love?: yes
65. Been in lust?: haha that's dirrtty
66. Used someone?: no never!
67. Been used?: yes
68. Cheated on someone?: no
69. Been cheated on?: i hope not!
70. Been kissed?: yes!
71. Done something you regret?: naw because it all happens for a reason and if i hadn't of done that then maybe my life would've taken a different course..
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: morgan
73. You talked to?: julio
74. You hugged?: morgan
75. You instant messaged?: julio
76. You kissed?: julio
77. You yelled at?: dylan
78. You thought about?: julio and morgan
79. Who text messaged you?: julio
80. Who broke your heart?: wouldn't YOU like to know?
81. Who told you they loved you?: julio
DO YOU...
82. Color your hair?: maybe
83. Have tattoos?: i'd want one, but i have no pain tollerance
84. Have piercings: 3 in my left ear and one in my right (i really want more)
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: yesssss
86. Own a web cam?: ew, no, nor would anyone WANT me to
87. Own a thong?: hahaha suuuure
88. Ever get off the damn computer?: only when i realize i'm starting to grow roots on the chair
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: what did you call me?
90. Habla espanol?: si, sacar la basura!!!! HAHAHA
91. Quack?: TAKE....THAT.....BACK!!!!!!!!!
HAVE YOU/DO YOU/ARE YOU…
92. Stolen anything?: nope
93. Smoke?: nope
94. Schizophrenic?: sometimes i hear voices...but only a little..
95. Obsessive?: only if your hot ;-) haha juust kidding..or am i?
96. Compulsive?: SANDWICH!!!!!!
97. Obsessive Compulsive?: OMG I SANDWICH! I LOVE IT SOOO MUCH!
98. Panic?: WHAT....IS....THAT?!?!??! but seriously yeah i do get panick attacks sometimes
99. Anxiety?: yeah sometimes
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Jamie in 2007
01. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4.
They were sitting in the corner of the cafeteria, as far away from where I sat as possible in the long room.
02. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
mirror
03. What is the last thing you watched on tv?
America's Next Top Model
04. Without looking, guess what time it is.
12:05am
05. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
12:09am
06. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the tv
07. When did you last step outside?
helping Sally get her luggage into the trunk of her car
08. Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Stunt Dirt Bike
09. What are you wearing?
pink tank top and pajama shorts
10. Did you dream last night?
i think so
11. When did you last laugh?
a few minutes ago
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
mirrors, shelves, desks, window, closet
13. Seen anything weird lately?
yuh mah buho
14. What do you think of this quiz?
took a shower and played stunt dirt bike because i'm cool
15. What is the last film you saw? in theater?
Superbad
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
i'd give 3/4 of the money to charity and use the rest for myself lol
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
my name's Tyrone, i've been a gay black man for 12 years now
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics?
make everyone happy
19. Do you like to dance?
not so much
20. George Bush: dickhole
21a. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
lasagna
21b. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
yemebuho
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
depends if i knew someone there already
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HAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: on the cheek maybe
2. Ran away: to my next door neighboors driveway..
3. Pictured your crush naked: mayybeee
4. Skipped school: skipped class a buttload freshman year because i was a cool rebel
5. Broken someone's heart: yes :-(
6. Been in love: yep
7. Cried when someone died: yes
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: yes
9. Broken a bone: nope
10. Done something embarrassing: ohhhhh yes
12. Cried in school: yeah
WHICH IS BETTER
13. Coke or Pepsi: coke
14. Sprite or 7UP: they're like exactly the same
15. Girls or Guys: both
16. Flowers or Candy: flowers!
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: mostly clean shaven but beards are okay too
18. Blondes or Brunettes: don't care
19. Bitchy or Slutty: Slutty
20. Tall or Short: taller than me, which isnt that much of a feat
21. Pants or Shorts: pants
22. Night or Day: day
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
23. What do you notice first: how hot they are, but once i get to know them i don't really care
24. Last person you slow danced with: uhhhhh i have no idea
25. Worst Question To Ask: Do you want to titty fuck?
THE LAST TIME YOU...
26. Showered: like an hour ago
27. Stepped outside: helping sally put her luggage into her trunk
28. Had Sex: 2 seconds ago with your mom, she was pretty amazing
29. Had A Romantic Memory: ummm...idk
WHAT IS ...
30. Your Good Luck Charm: the ng peice uzzle and my dick
31. Person You Hate Most: no one really
32. Best Thing That Has Happened: getting over my depression, and Superbad
33. On your desk: candles, insence, lava lamp, CD's, random shit, lamp, printer, earing holder, tits
34. Picture on your desktop: a 60's collage I made
36. Movie: Napoleon Dynamite and Superbad
37. Artist: THE BEATLES!
38. Cars: a red buggy :-)
39. Ice Cream: anything chocolate
40. Season: Spring/Summer and the very very very begining of Fall but FUCK Winter
41. Breakfast Food: Pancakes
WHO
42. Makes you laugh the most: Heather, Sally, Mary, Rebecca
43. Makes you smile: Heather, Sally, Mary, Rebecca, Keira Knightley, Shenae Grimes, The Beatles, Drake Bell...alot of people
44. Can make you feel better no matter what: all my friends
45. Has A Crush On You: Paul McCartney
46. Do You Have A Crush On Someone:Paul McCartney, Keira Knightley, Shenae Grimes, Alton Brown
47. Who Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: Guys, they dont have confusing emotions, they just follow thier dick.
48. Gives you A Funny Feeling When You See Them: Anyone fab
DO YOU EVER
49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: rarely, considering i HATE the phone
50. Save AIM conversations: only if their really funny
51. Save E-mails: not really
52. Forward secret E-mails: no, dickhole
53. Wish you were someone else: nope
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: only so I could do the "dick in a box" thing
55. Perfume: yep
56. Kiss: on the cheek from my mom...you know cause i'm a cool kid
57. Cuddle: depends
58. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time: yeah...
HAVE YOU EVER
59. Fallen for your best friend?: yeah, a while ago though
60. Made out with JUST a friend?: yeah
61. Kissed two people in the same day?: yeah
62. Had sex with two different people in the same day?: John Magoun and Grace Magoun
63. Been rejected: no, i never tell the people i like that i like them so i dont have to be rejected
64. Been in love?: yes
65. Been in lust?: yep
66. Used someone?: no
67. Been used?: yes
68. Cheated on someone?: yeah, i was a little 7th grade slut
69. Been cheated on?: yep
70. Been kissed?: yep
71. Done something you regret?: touched your hole
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: my mom
73. You talked to?: zach
74. You hugged?: bean
75. You instant messaged?: bean
76. You kissed?: my mom on the cheek
77. You yelled at?: my sister
78. You thought about?: the bearded lady
79. Who text messaged you?: Mary
80. Who broke your heart?: julio, but that was kinda my own fault soooo yeah
81. Who told you they loved you?: my mom
DO YOU...
82. Color your hair?: i did this wash out dye a while ago and i dyed the tips of my hair freshman year
83. Have tattoos?: not yet
84. Have piercings: 4 in my left ear (3 in the lobe and 1 cartilage) and 3 on my right ear in the lobe and 1 in my nose
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Paul McCartney
86. Own a web cam?: yeah, the mac cam thing
87. Own a thong?: yeah
88. Ever get off the damn computer?: yeah
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: Touch my hole?
90. Habla espanol?: hah, yeah right
91. Quack?: titty fuck!
HAVE YOU/DO YOU/ARE YOU…
92. Stolen anything?: yeah
93. Smoke?: yeah
94. Schizophrenic?: lol no
95. Obsessive?: about some things...*cough* The Beatles *cough*
96. Compulsive?: DICKHOLE
97. Obsessive Compulsive?: only when it gets really late...its weird
98. Panic?: yeah...i'm really paranoid
99. Anxiety?: oooh yeah