beating back the tides of suck
So two grades have been posted on my academic transcript. Check this out:
Collective Behavior - B. Okay, I NEVER studied for this class. Ever. I attended the classes, but I took every exam utterly unprepared. I fucking win.
Women in Mythology - A. TAKE THAT, WOMEN! As was expected, my bullshit was so damn slick that I slid my whole body through this vagina of a class. And now the bitch hath screamed for me AAAAAAA. I shove this in the faces of all those who told me this teacher was an anti-man feminazi dick-blender. She was completely unaware of the casual sex I was having with her class's butt. I declare this my final triumph over women. I now own the entire sex.
Summer courses!....just started today. So far, so good. My philosophy professor for Intro to Ethics kicks ass. He informed us right off the bat that he will not be doing any work whatsoever and is from Jupiter. The highlight of my evening was when we were talking about morality, and he shared a story about how he stole a pen from CVS (and said thank you) and asked whether or not that was wrong. A student asked him where he drew the line, and he replied, "Well, now that I have a pen, wherever I want!" I am happy to have a professor who is COMPLETELY mad.
In other news, my internet problems WILL END THIS WEEK. When and if Verizon fails me, I am fully prepared to stab them in the back with a razor sharp comcast cable modem. No one walks away from a cable modem wound.
Finally, Katy is a power whore :-)
Collective Behavior - B. Okay, I NEVER studied for this class. Ever. I attended the classes, but I took every exam utterly unprepared. I fucking win.
Women in Mythology - A. TAKE THAT, WOMEN! As was expected, my bullshit was so damn slick that I slid my whole body through this vagina of a class. And now the bitch hath screamed for me AAAAAAA. I shove this in the faces of all those who told me this teacher was an anti-man feminazi dick-blender. She was completely unaware of the casual sex I was having with her class's butt. I declare this my final triumph over women. I now own the entire sex.
Summer courses!....just started today. So far, so good. My philosophy professor for Intro to Ethics kicks ass. He informed us right off the bat that he will not be doing any work whatsoever and is from Jupiter. The highlight of my evening was when we were talking about morality, and he shared a story about how he stole a pen from CVS (and said thank you) and asked whether or not that was wrong. A student asked him where he drew the line, and he replied, "Well, now that I have a pen, wherever I want!" I am happy to have a professor who is COMPLETELY mad.
In other news, my internet problems WILL END THIS WEEK. When and if Verizon fails me, I am fully prepared to stab them in the back with a razor sharp comcast cable modem. No one walks away from a cable modem wound.
Finally, Katy is a power whore :-)