in the words of lmfao
Ok, so i'm owning up to some personal truths. I have a rare case of feminine PBS. Promiscuous Bachelor Sex effects millions of people around the world everyday. Usually of the male persuasion but because of societies double standards I am forced to try for normal reasonable relationships. In all honesty I would like that, but after PBS takes a hold of you. That shit just doesn't happen. Haha. I feel like I need to be somewhere or find someone that is cool with my condition and doesn't mind taking care of my PBS needs.
"I am not a whore, but I like to do it."
LMFAO
Other but related issues: Pedro was a mistake. I gotta stay away from these almost 30 dudes, with their "broken hearts" and their "i don't want to hurt you" bull shit. Because deep down inside I know I really don't like you like that. I'm leading you on. I just want to jump your bones and hang out with you when i'm bored. We'll never get married or have kids. And kissing you is just really awkward weird and gross. I don't like kissing at all. It's too personal. My mouth is used for eating. Thats all I can think of when my mouth gets near other people.
Ahhhh shit, This is not the first time i've came to the PBS conclusion. It's like i keep forgetting. I try relationships and then its BOOM pbs and then I don't even want to talk to the guy. Then the guy doesn't even want to talk to me. Honestly its a bit of an insult. But ya know whatever dude. I've got more time than you :D haha.
"Now jump up lets get crazy!"
Pitbull
I can't wait to road trip to P'Cola or G'ville or O'town. I want to see a live show or go clubbin so I can dance. Slowly i'm feeling better about who I be.
I really want to go to the movies tonight. I gotta see Max Payne, RockNRolla, (thank god guy Ritchie & Madonna divorced) and a bunch of movies that come out in Nov!
OH and tattoooooooos Yes! I'm so ready for the ink and I totally got the pay for it this month! Go 4th quarter releases. Your launch calls make my paper thick. Haha!
"I am not a whore, but I like to do it."
LMFAO
Other but related issues: Pedro was a mistake. I gotta stay away from these almost 30 dudes, with their "broken hearts" and their "i don't want to hurt you" bull shit. Because deep down inside I know I really don't like you like that. I'm leading you on. I just want to jump your bones and hang out with you when i'm bored. We'll never get married or have kids. And kissing you is just really awkward weird and gross. I don't like kissing at all. It's too personal. My mouth is used for eating. Thats all I can think of when my mouth gets near other people.
Ahhhh shit, This is not the first time i've came to the PBS conclusion. It's like i keep forgetting. I try relationships and then its BOOM pbs and then I don't even want to talk to the guy. Then the guy doesn't even want to talk to me. Honestly its a bit of an insult. But ya know whatever dude. I've got more time than you :D haha.
"Now jump up lets get crazy!"
Pitbull
I can't wait to road trip to P'Cola or G'ville or O'town. I want to see a live show or go clubbin so I can dance. Slowly i'm feeling better about who I be.
I really want to go to the movies tonight. I gotta see Max Payne, RockNRolla, (thank god guy Ritchie & Madonna divorced) and a bunch of movies that come out in Nov!
OH and tattoooooooos Yes! I'm so ready for the ink and I totally got the pay for it this month! Go 4th quarter releases. Your launch calls make my paper thick. Haha!