♍ » 07 [Backdated to the day before the Masquerade]
[The accidental voice post starts all of a sudden, in the middle of a very odd conversation between two Ravenclaw girls: Kanaya Maryam and Terezi Pyrope. It seems that the blind girl, in her attempts to squirm away and try to use wandless magic, has accidentally activated the audio charms in Kanaya's journal.]
--and I explained to you, since the beginning, that a certain degree of discomfort could be present if you did not cooperate with me on this activity.
Well I did not expect it to hurt this much! Shame on you for not warning me beforehand; and you call yourself an expert. Bluh!
There would be no pain involved in this if only you were able to hold still for the time required for me to adjust whatever it is I need to adjust. I could have used magic to make the entire process easier, certainly, but some things are more enjoyable when done in the Muggle way.
You call this enjoyable?? Of all the words you could have used, you had to pick the least appropriate. I had no idea Muggles were this masochistic, it feels like you're going to-- Ow ow ow careful with that thing, Kanaya!
[The faint sound of fabric rustling in the background grows a little louder.]
Hold still, Terezi, I am almost done with this. And what else was I supposed to do, given your specifications? You are the one who requested something so odd, after rejecting all of my highly elegant suggestions. Now, let me just finish my work-- aha. There we go.
Because your suggestions were boring and if I'm doing this, then at least it's got to be a delectable experience, okay? So don't-- Oh. Oohhoho, oh this is good.
Of course it's good; I am the one who created this dress, after all. Now, please try not to squirm so much as I charm it accordingly.
[For a little longer, you can listen to Terezi talk about her pretty dragon dress while Kanaya makes the occasional smug remark. Eventually, however, Kanaya realizes that her journal is a) not where it should be; b) doing something it shouldn't be doing. With a very clear exclamation of "Merlin's sizable facial hair, not again!", while Terezi "huh?"s in the background, the vampire girl charms her journal so that the audio message ends.]
--and I explained to you, since the beginning, that a certain degree of discomfort could be present if you did not cooperate with me on this activity.
Well I did not expect it to hurt this much! Shame on you for not warning me beforehand; and you call yourself an expert. Bluh!
There would be no pain involved in this if only you were able to hold still for the time required for me to adjust whatever it is I need to adjust. I could have used magic to make the entire process easier, certainly, but some things are more enjoyable when done in the Muggle way.
You call this enjoyable?? Of all the words you could have used, you had to pick the least appropriate. I had no idea Muggles were this masochistic, it feels like you're going to-- Ow ow ow careful with that thing, Kanaya!
[The faint sound of fabric rustling in the background grows a little louder.]
Hold still, Terezi, I am almost done with this. And what else was I supposed to do, given your specifications? You are the one who requested something so odd, after rejecting all of my highly elegant suggestions. Now, let me just finish my work-- aha. There we go.
Because your suggestions were boring and if I'm doing this, then at least it's got to be a delectable experience, okay? So don't-- Oh. Oohhoho, oh this is good.
Of course it's good; I am the one who created this dress, after all. Now, please try not to squirm so much as I charm it accordingly.
[For a little longer, you can listen to Terezi talk about her pretty dragon dress while Kanaya makes the occasional smug remark. Eventually, however, Kanaya realizes that her journal is a) not where it should be; b) doing something it shouldn't be doing. With a very clear exclamation of "Merlin's sizable facial hair, not again!", while Terezi "huh?"s in the background, the vampire girl charms her journal so that the audio message ends.]
