3/4ths of July. "Steve Right was playing Beethoven on the piano when I was giving birth to you...
Jimmy was filming it and he was all like 'aaaagh!' And then he ate the placenta." In conclusion, I am a canadian.
So yesterday, EVERYTHING WORKED OUT THE WAY IT SHOULD. For once. Well, maybe not in all areas of the world, but everything was at least like...75% perfect. If that makes any sense. It doesn't.
It was a great day.
Let's see. Went to Matawan at 3:30-ish to see the one with the blue hair, whatshisface, Harry. Went to his apartment for our usual routine of shooting up heroin and anal sex. Decided to play Guitar Hero instead. And what-not.
Semi-awkward car ride to Red Bank with his mother. I like that lady. Still. Baby pictures, traffic, tylonel in balloons, supression, supression, supression, etc. etc. for at least 45 minutes. Eventually we managed to get OUT OF THAT CAR, and the world looked SO much bigger.
Met Melissa, Shelby, Jimmothy, Cody and people in front of the ORB building, walked along admiring the hats and babies, ran into more people, ran into Kyle, Zeynep, Megan Delaney, Rita, Katie and much joy. Lost Shelby, Jim and Cody in that whole joining of the rest. Meeeh.
So. We stood in the middle of the street for a while, in a fantastic, happy circle. Excited talking.
WENT TO STARFUCKS, 'cause that was something to do.
Ummm...hid under the cupholders there. And then I was hungry.
So Harry and I went on a mission to Dunkin Donuts. On the way there he gots one of those pimpin' Uncle Sam hats. Can't take him anywhere. While waiting in line, I got the idea to buy munchkins* cause "It'll be a nice thing to do, and then everyone will love us!" So we did, and I gots a key lime donut. He gots a chocolate donut which he didn't come close to finishing (EATING DISORDER!) and threw out. I told him that one of my friends would eat it and he was all like "Nooooo, they wouldn't." He doesn't really know any of my friends too well, or at all.
Met up with the rest of everyone, now including Sonia and Amy who were trying out their heroin-addict voices. The munchkins were devoured instantly. YOU'RE WELCOME. I think I got, like, one...
I think then there was just a bunch of wandering around for a place to watch the fireworks. Finally found one and we just sat on the grass, all chill. Somewhere along the line Walt and Cody joined us. THEN FIREWORKS STARTED, and some of us moved to the side to get a better look.
Beautiful, beautiful. Pure happiness, you know? Lights and colors and explosions mixed with the sound of Zeynep comparing the fireworks to her Versace dresses and dementors in the background, Kyle calling up my mom and all that. Actually, I guess I was only paying attention to like half of the fireworks.**
Whatever.
That was over eventually. Waited in front of Starfucks so Melissa could get in contact with her parents (that turned out to be near impossible), had sing-alongs and all that grand stuff. Walked around some more.
APPARENTLY JOHN HAS A BOAT.***
WHAT THE HELL.
Just being there was a good time. Really.
Eventually we got off that boat though. =( At this point it was just Harry, Melissa, Sonia, Amy and myself.
There was the fight in front of the Dunkin Donuts parking lot. Sorta. A scuffle. That FUCKING ASSHOLE from our school, whoeveritis, was harassing me, and so Amy and Sonia came to my rescue and beat him with glow sticks. Many thanks.
Then the hunt for Harry's mom began. Oh God. Let's see.
I LEARNED is that there's a Maple Street, a Maple Avenue, and then a SECOND Maple Avenue. Amy and Sonia were going hysterical, we all kind of were. Actually, Harry was pretty calm about it. Whatever. We EVENTUALLY found her and eventually got home.
My mother did not flip out at me.
It was incredible.
4th of July was celebrated with covering all the blisters from walking around in high heels for hours with Hello Kitty band-aids.
Oh, and Spice World.
With Vegetable soup.
<3
-Mirai
*Of course I didn't actually BUY the munchkins, though. I'm not that much of a sweetheart.
**Harry and I are turning into the type of people who up until this point in my life I had been completed disgusted by. Actually, no. I'm still disgusted by that kind of people. We need to stop that, I know, I know...
***That is, Jim's cousin John, not my brother John. He owns a boat. That you cannot get on in high heels. Luckily, I have friends, kinda.
So yesterday, EVERYTHING WORKED OUT THE WAY IT SHOULD. For once. Well, maybe not in all areas of the world, but everything was at least like...75% perfect. If that makes any sense. It doesn't.
It was a great day.
Let's see. Went to Matawan at 3:30-ish to see the one with the blue hair, whatshisface, Harry. Went to his apartment for our usual routine of shooting up heroin and anal sex. Decided to play Guitar Hero instead. And what-not.
Semi-awkward car ride to Red Bank with his mother. I like that lady. Still. Baby pictures, traffic, tylonel in balloons, supression, supression, supression, etc. etc. for at least 45 minutes. Eventually we managed to get OUT OF THAT CAR, and the world looked SO much bigger.
Met Melissa, Shelby, Jimmothy, Cody and people in front of the ORB building, walked along admiring the hats and babies, ran into more people, ran into Kyle, Zeynep, Megan Delaney, Rita, Katie and much joy. Lost Shelby, Jim and Cody in that whole joining of the rest. Meeeh.
So. We stood in the middle of the street for a while, in a fantastic, happy circle. Excited talking.
WENT TO STARFUCKS, 'cause that was something to do.
Ummm...hid under the cupholders there. And then I was hungry.
So Harry and I went on a mission to Dunkin Donuts. On the way there he gots one of those pimpin' Uncle Sam hats. Can't take him anywhere. While waiting in line, I got the idea to buy munchkins* cause "It'll be a nice thing to do, and then everyone will love us!" So we did, and I gots a key lime donut. He gots a chocolate donut which he didn't come close to finishing (EATING DISORDER!) and threw out. I told him that one of my friends would eat it and he was all like "Nooooo, they wouldn't." He doesn't really know any of my friends too well, or at all.
Met up with the rest of everyone, now including Sonia and Amy who were trying out their heroin-addict voices. The munchkins were devoured instantly. YOU'RE WELCOME. I think I got, like, one...
I think then there was just a bunch of wandering around for a place to watch the fireworks. Finally found one and we just sat on the grass, all chill. Somewhere along the line Walt and Cody joined us. THEN FIREWORKS STARTED, and some of us moved to the side to get a better look.
Beautiful, beautiful. Pure happiness, you know? Lights and colors and explosions mixed with the sound of Zeynep comparing the fireworks to her Versace dresses and dementors in the background, Kyle calling up my mom and all that. Actually, I guess I was only paying attention to like half of the fireworks.**
Whatever.
That was over eventually. Waited in front of Starfucks so Melissa could get in contact with her parents (that turned out to be near impossible), had sing-alongs and all that grand stuff. Walked around some more.
APPARENTLY JOHN HAS A BOAT.***
WHAT THE HELL.
Just being there was a good time. Really.
Eventually we got off that boat though. =( At this point it was just Harry, Melissa, Sonia, Amy and myself.
There was the fight in front of the Dunkin Donuts parking lot. Sorta. A scuffle. That FUCKING ASSHOLE from our school, whoeveritis, was harassing me, and so Amy and Sonia came to my rescue and beat him with glow sticks. Many thanks.
Then the hunt for Harry's mom began. Oh God. Let's see.
I LEARNED is that there's a Maple Street, a Maple Avenue, and then a SECOND Maple Avenue. Amy and Sonia were going hysterical, we all kind of were. Actually, Harry was pretty calm about it. Whatever. We EVENTUALLY found her and eventually got home.
My mother did not flip out at me.
It was incredible.
4th of July was celebrated with covering all the blisters from walking around in high heels for hours with Hello Kitty band-aids.
Oh, and Spice World.
With Vegetable soup.
<3
-Mirai
*Of course I didn't actually BUY the munchkins, though. I'm not that much of a sweetheart.
**Harry and I are turning into the type of people who up until this point in my life I had been completed disgusted by. Actually, no. I'm still disgusted by that kind of people. We need to stop that, I know, I know...
***That is, Jim's cousin John, not my brother John. He owns a boat. That you cannot get on in high heels. Luckily, I have friends, kinda.