Chupa-what?
Man, I don't know if it's the people or the place or both, but there some freaky shit down here in Mexico.
Dudes I been running with the past couple of days, the ones I helped with their vamp problem, decided to take a road trip a little farther south. One of the dude's got a grandmother down here, ad she been sendin' word they been gettin' harassed by something called a chupacabra.
When we got here, everybody was done shut up in their houses tighter than a jar of peanut butter. We got pretty much shoved inside, which is where we got shown some pictures.
First picture I saw was of what some kid found one morning in one of the fields.
The woman used to be his aunt. Guess she was out with the farm animals or somethin' that morning when she got rolled by the chupawhatsis. Her and a bunch of goats done got all their blood sucked out. Looks like they were covered in something, too, but that got lost in the translation.
Then they showed me a picture that somebody snapped the next night. Apparently some guy came up on the thing by accident and managed to snap a shot before turning tail.
Can't tell much from it. Guy was probably already running when he took it. But what you can see...
Damn.
I don't know what the fuck a chupacabra is. They been tellin' me it got something to do with goats. It likes goats, eats goats, used to be a damn goat, I dunno.
Wes would know. Or Fred. but that ain't an option.
Guess the guys are gonna go huntin' tonight. Loadin' up for bear and anything else what might jump outta the shadows an' rip 'em a new ass. Guess I'll go with.
Might wanna see one of these chupacabra things before I knock it on its ass...
Dudes I been running with the past couple of days, the ones I helped with their vamp problem, decided to take a road trip a little farther south. One of the dude's got a grandmother down here, ad she been sendin' word they been gettin' harassed by something called a chupacabra.
When we got here, everybody was done shut up in their houses tighter than a jar of peanut butter. We got pretty much shoved inside, which is where we got shown some pictures.
First picture I saw was of what some kid found one morning in one of the fields.
The woman used to be his aunt. Guess she was out with the farm animals or somethin' that morning when she got rolled by the chupawhatsis. Her and a bunch of goats done got all their blood sucked out. Looks like they were covered in something, too, but that got lost in the translation.
Then they showed me a picture that somebody snapped the next night. Apparently some guy came up on the thing by accident and managed to snap a shot before turning tail.
Can't tell much from it. Guy was probably already running when he took it. But what you can see...
Damn.
I don't know what the fuck a chupacabra is. They been tellin' me it got something to do with goats. It likes goats, eats goats, used to be a damn goat, I dunno.
Wes would know. Or Fred. but that ain't an option.
Guess the guys are gonna go huntin' tonight. Loadin' up for bear and anything else what might jump outta the shadows an' rip 'em a new ass. Guess I'll go with.
Might wanna see one of these chupacabra things before I knock it on its ass...