anal leakage

[valvoila]

wop!

squishies are rad. my girlfriend betsy is a dyke english teacher. han is spiffy. oley is the best. i just did five lines of coke.

i am concerned about possible future anal leakage. i will never take any drug with that listed as a possible side effect. anal leakage is bad. anal and leakage should not go together. never. uh uh, no way.

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[bookwoman84]

Why do I get the feeling that this isn't really Val?

Maybe it's because I know she was closing concessions tonight at work, and there was a midnight showing of The Village, which means she'd most likely still be at work?

Yeah, maybe it's that.

Well, whoever wrote this, it is random. And amusing.

[valvoila]

how dare you!!! of course this is val. who else would it be? how dare you insinuate otherwise? how dare you!?

maybe i started suffering from anal leakage and had to leave. did you ever think about that? how insensitive can you be? i mean really.

[valvoila]

it's a medical condition.

i can't help it.

you are a discrimator. god have mercy on your bigoted little soul.

[bookwoman84]

Soul?

Valerie, dear, whatever made you think I have a soul?

[valvoila]

How dare you!!!

It is a medical condition!!!

BIGOTRY!!!