Ya so once again I've forgotten I have this thing.
I'm in Halle library right now, I've been here for two hours trying to catch up
some work. There's 2 guys seriously comparing and looking at their options about
looking at cars. You CANNOT afford the mercedes you douches!
God save you cash on invest in a neon sign that spells over-compensating:Small PENIS.
It's cheaper, quicker, and will save you time while also appealing to the demographic
you should be aiming for, desperate girls looking for that something special of bad sex and a facebook relationship confirmation. Mhhmmm.
Life is getting super mundane fast, classes are starting to pick up the pace with work. After Citino's class on Friday I rush over to Ypsi high to observe 3 ninth grade English classes. Thrilling right? The kids are pretty cool, the fourth period though is highly populated with assholes that make me yearn for abortions and crazy ass child labour (industrial revulotion really so bad?). The rest are pretty good. The other day in class one kidremarked about something being retarded to which the teacher goes on her spchiel of political correctness about real 'retarded' people and their feelings to which he rectifies by saying it was stupid not retarded. Then some other kid says 'hey I know some really stupid people, that's offensive!.' :)
In celeb news...
I really want to jump mark Ronson's bones. Hot British/NY cub scene DJ /producer ,worked wonders on Amy Winehouse's album. check out his cover of the smith's "stop me" below. I'm kind of mixed on if I like this version. Some days I despise it while others I adore. Anyways I want some of his Jewish sexiness now and you should too.
/ horny rant
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I've also come to realize I need to stop taking pictures with my mouth open. It is now a bad weird habit and contrary to my beliefs It does not come across sexy on me. I am not kate moss so rather I end up looking like I am weaning.
seriously though I am one bad photo-shopped cock from regretting it.
On a lighter note: I'm not fasting today or tomorrow-Woot suck it bitches.