Whore Margie
Is it sad that the reason I'm skipping class today is because my skirt is too short?
In my defense, though, two of my classes were cancelled, one is a lecture for which I have the notes, and I can put the homework from the others in their boxes. And I will go to chamber, of course, because I love chamber.
But seriously. I'm, like, out of capri pants, and so I was going to wear a skirt... turns out that, since I've gained so much weight, my skirts are helllla short on me now. I look like a whore. Why the hell can't longish skirts be easier to find?
This, I hate: Long skirts would be a solution to my problem. But all long skirts look dumpy on me because of the length of my legs. WTF! People with 40" inseams need to wear clothes too!
Oh wait. Girls with long legs don't exist. How could I possibly forget?
On the bright side, I'm going to spend my non-class time doing homework, so at least I won't have wasted the day.
In my defense, though, two of my classes were cancelled, one is a lecture for which I have the notes, and I can put the homework from the others in their boxes. And I will go to chamber, of course, because I love chamber.
But seriously. I'm, like, out of capri pants, and so I was going to wear a skirt... turns out that, since I've gained so much weight, my skirts are helllla short on me now. I look like a whore. Why the hell can't longish skirts be easier to find?
This, I hate: Long skirts would be a solution to my problem. But all long skirts look dumpy on me because of the length of my legs. WTF! People with 40" inseams need to wear clothes too!
Oh wait. Girls with long legs don't exist. How could I possibly forget?
On the bright side, I'm going to spend my non-class time doing homework, so at least I won't have wasted the day.