God: The Mold Breakin' Phenom
Dear God,
Hey, how are you? Hope everything's fine up in your cloud mansion. So, listen: you have a little extra time to respond to me. I just got back from the doctor, and it turns out that I'm only a little pregnant, so we have some time to spare. But don't procrastinate for too long, because the window of time for being a little pregnant is only about five days. Besides, as I once heard on a public radio station: Procrastination is like masturbation: You only fuck yourself. And as God, I'm assuming that you are against that...
Anyway, say hi to the Mrs. for me. See ya Saturday.
-Valerie
Hey, how are you? Hope everything's fine up in your cloud mansion. So, listen: you have a little extra time to respond to me. I just got back from the doctor, and it turns out that I'm only a little pregnant, so we have some time to spare. But don't procrastinate for too long, because the window of time for being a little pregnant is only about five days. Besides, as I once heard on a public radio station: Procrastination is like masturbation: You only fuck yourself. And as God, I'm assuming that you are against that...
Anyway, say hi to the Mrs. for me. See ya Saturday.
-Valerie