★ let the rain be your applause; every encore sooth your rage.

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► Clearly by stating "I LIIIVE!" I really meant, "I'M HERE BUT TOO LAZY TO DO ANYTHIIIING."

► It is motherfucking cold. And yeah, yeah. I know California!cold isn't necessarily anywhere near being cold to most of you, but I have been verging on frozen lately. It gives me a good excuse to wear skirts and scarves, but

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Is it wrong that I'm still devotedly following chiibiusa's LJ the way some women tear through harlequin novels? I CAN'T STOP. (She seems a lot more sane and rational than she did when the f_w explosion happened, but on the other hand... I am just a cruel, cruel person.)

It hasn't really been that cold in Canada, but I realise that is subjective since Canada is the motherland of motherfucking cold--well, us and Russia. (Which, coincidentally, I can see from my house!)

YOU BETTER NOT HAVE SWINE FLU. If you do, I'll... I'll... throw an interweb tantrum! WITH CAKE.

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...Her lj isn't all FRANDS ONLYY? Why didn't I know that already the saga continuuuues~

Honestly, I ended up reading all that wank well into the night. I could stop! Trainwreck syndrome! From the first post there she sounds saner, but then I scroll down and YOU GAVE ME ONLY FOUR MINUTES TO RESPOND. I THINK YOU ARE USING THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO BADMOUTH... And woo, we're edging between rightful indignation and RAEGFUL ACCUSATIONS.

Do you wear fur hats? I want to wear a fur hat! And eat borsch!

Are you planning on throwing a tantrum with dessert or a tantrum with the help of that band who sung "Short Skirt, Long Jacket?"

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I don't know, honestly. I assumed it was because she was deliberately taking people off her f-list and making a big to-do about it.

That wank was delicious, wasn't it? It's been so long since a person so utterly batshit popped up. My favourite part was her post about how she was so connected to Michael Jackson because she got her wisdom teeth out the same month he passed away -- not the same year, mind; just the same month. (At least, that was the impression I got from other comments. I had no fucking idea what that post meant when I read it by itself.)

Not only fur hats, but fur shoes! And then we go around singing awesome songs about how much he miss the monarchy because of the lack of gossip -- oh, wait, there's a rumour in St. Petersburg!

Well, as much as I love Cake the band, I was referring to cake the dessert. Chocolate torte. Just because.

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That's why I never bothered to check for myself. Usually when you hold your entries hostage like that... you aren't displaying everything for the general public?

I think I'm overthinking this batshit thing.

I can't get over the fact that she would sit there and comment ALL OVER that sf_drama post and then try to befriend people. I'm just utterly confused! Nothing makes the remotest bit of sense. And that Michael Jackson thing, I am still boggled over, though that might be because I haven't read it. I doubt that would help, though.

Shall I start out on a journey, then? I think I have heard of this rumor, though that might have been once upon a December!

I have not had chocolate torte. Is it anything like a ganache?

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According to her calendar, she only had two entries public. One of them, she posted on the day that will be my twenty-sixth birthday (ai ya!); the other was the large AIM transcript. (Our one AIM convo totally beats that, by the way. She can't tell awesome stories with stolen pants and Fanboy-kuns even if she wanted to!)

The batshit often do not realise they're batshit. I mean, the clearly definition of insanity is to repeat the same action over and over while expecting different results. There's also the possibility that she's a very realistic troll... ILIKEIT.

Why, Paris holds the key! (I'm tired, it's late. I gave up being clever.)

I do not know. What is a ganache?

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I just realized how old I'll be when that date comes and it's just TOO MUCH TO BEAR. D: It's cute that she deleted everything considering once you've gone batshit, everyone's gonna screencap what they can. Wheee~ (VERY FEW convos can beat that. I want to bind it and keep it on my shelf. I'll use fancy paper with gold edges!)

In reading everything she said... I... It's hard to put into words. I think this is how an exploror or zoologist feels when they've just realized they've found a new species! Kind of like these guys, except we've witnessed a new troll and not a giant cuddly rat.

I'll just have to be careful, or terror will find me in the dark of the night? (faaaaail.)

I think it is just a fancy icing. And maybe a filling.

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(Oh my god, that rat was adorable.) I know what you mean. In that one AIM transcript she posted, she seemed moderately sane, just... a bit shaken by everything that has happened this week and taking it out on others (which is understandable). However, then I remember her Michael Jackson post and getting incredibly upset when her f-list stated their polite opinions and her "I'm defying gravity" way of dealing with the people who were "trolling" her, and it's just... what? It didn't seem like she was doing it to purposely get a rise out of others, considering how emotionally distraught she became, but... yeah. I can't even comprehend her actions, really. (Does this mean I have to turn in my 'lander passport?)