Some simple equations.
This is a foxtail:
It has many names and is a member of the barley family. It looks like a weed. When it dries up come summertime, the little spikes fall off and lay aaaaall over the lawn.
This is Jack:
He is a shih tzu.
FOXTAIL + JACK = WTF GOD NO NOT AGAIN.
I'm too lazy for sparkle text.
So now the standing is : JACK 0 ;; NATURE 2. Hello 10AM vet visit!