Pirate Log V - [Video]

[valorous_pirate]

[Jack appears on the screen, chasing a particularly loud and squawking turkey. He flails his arms, dodging a shot of gravy with a strange, purely luck induced grace.]

Ha! Try to shoot me again, you land buzzard!

[Taking out his pistol, he takes aim and shoots, sending the turkey flying off screen.]

Never a bore, this place.

Are you sure

Comments

[Video]

[valorous_pirate]

Now you're just stating the obvious.

And I'm not just any pirate. Captain Jack Sparrow at your service.

[Cue a very exaggerated flourish.]

[Video]

[valorous_pirate]

Right.

[You're losing Jack's attention.]

Grief is comforting? Or is it shared grief that is comforting? Either way, you have a weird outlook on your situation.

Has no one told you about the oddities of this despicable spit of land yet?

[Video]

[valorous_pirate]

We're all alone eventually. You shouldn't rely on anyone.

More than weird! If you let them, I'm sure they would murder you in your sleep!

[Jack sounds incredulous. This man was just dancing around the point, wasn't he?]

Of course it is. There is no "seems to be suggesting" about it.